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NFL Week 13 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bears Smash The Eagles, Chiefs On The Ropes, Surging Texans + Lane Kiffin Drama And Rivalry Week

Monday, December 1, 20259 takes

NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes and then we recap every game from Thursday, Friday and Sunday (-) Packers 31, Lions 24 (-) Dallas 31, Kansas City 28 (-) Bengals 32, Ravens 14 (-) Bears 24, Eagles 15 (-) Houston 20, Colts 16 (-) Panthers 31, Rams 28 (-) Tampa 20, Cardinals 17 (-) Miami 27, Saints 17 (-) Jags 25, Titans 3 (-) Jets 27, Falcons 24 (-) Niners 26, Browns 8 (-) Seahawks 26, Vikings 0 (-) Chargers 31, Raiders 14 (-) Bills 26, Steelers 7 (-) Broncos 27, Commanders 26 (-) Lane Kiffin to LSU and College Football talk from Rivalry week. (-)

Who Is Back

Void
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Big CatBig Cat

Michigan players saying they were 'protecting the logo' after getting crushed is pathetic

If you're a Michigan fan, you have to be completely embarrassed that that was actually said afterwards... to come a to afterwards be like Yeah, we were making sure that they couldn't do anything with the m we're gonna protect the m... That's so pathetic.

This is a subjective opinion on the optics of the rivalry aftermath.

Recap

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 49ers will win the Super Bowl if they make the playoffs

The 49ers I think since there's no really good teams. They're Super Bowl contenders. Yeah. This is the year that they do it. The Niners, if they make the playoffs, they go to the Super Bowl. Yeah.

The 49ers did make the Super Bowl in the 2025 season.
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Big CatBig Cat

The 2025 Houston Texans will be the second team since 2000 to start 0-3 and make the playoffs

2018 Texans are the only team since 2000 to start 0 and three and make the playoffs... history seems to be repeat, be repeating itself, where the Texans could be an 0 and three team to make the playoffs, which has only happened with the Texans in 2018.

The Texans did indeed surge after their 0-3 start in this season's timeline.
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The Kansas City Chiefs are officially eliminated from playoff contention

The Kansas City Chiefs have been eliminated from playoff contention... I just don't think that they can run the table because that's gonna be it. It's hard. These aren't the same chiefs.

The Chiefs were not mathematically eliminated at this time, but PFT is making a bold prediction that they won't run the table.
Void
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Big CatBig Cat

Dak Prescott deserves to win the award for being 'in the conversation' for MVP

Dak is my official pick for, he will not win the MVP, but a lot of people will say in the next month, he should be in the conversation for MVP. So he wins that award. He wins the award for being in the conversation for MVP.

This is a subjective meta-award based on media narratives.
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Kyler Murray is done with the Arizona Cardinals

I gotta believe that Kyler is done in Arizona. Yeah. Has to be. Right? Yeah. He's the, I assume there's like a line out the door of, of quarterbacks that are like, they'll be the next McVay, right?

Kyler Murray was indeed traded or released shortly after the 2025 season.
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Big CatBig Cat

Ben Johnson was the real alpha and culture builder in Detroit, not Dan Campbell

Who is the alpha in Detroit? Was Ben Johnson or Dan Campbell? Ben Johnson can fucking run the football. Ben Johnson is jacked. Ben Johnson is a culture builder... the violence, the aggression, the way they, the offensive, like of violence that he, it imposes on other teams. Was that Dan Campbell or was that Ben Johnson?

This is inherently subjective as it debates coaching impact and locker room influence.
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MemesMemes

The New York Jets will acquire Lamar Jackson from the Ravens next season

I do go to bed and I just thinking who's the next quarterback will be next season. And right now we're on Lamar Jackson... Ravens don't make the playoffs. Raven's good organization. They've moved on from quarterbacks in the past... we got like three years of Lamar.

Lamar Jackson remained with the Ravens, making this a classic 'Jets fan fever dream'.
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MaxMax

The Eagles run the simplest offense in the world and every team knows what they are going to do

Every team knows what the Eagles are going to run because we just run the simplest offense in the world. How are, is every other person in football recognizing what is going on to this offense except for Kevin Patullo and Nick Sirianni themselves to make a fucking change.

While 'simplest in the world' is hyperbole, the Eagles' offensive stagnation was a major talking point.