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NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills Statement Win, Eagles Dominate The Steelers, The Broncos Incredible Turnaround And More

Monday, December 16, 202415 takes

Week 15 and we start with Fastest 2 minutes. We then recap every game from Sunday (-) Commanders 20, Saints 19 (-) Chiefs 21, Browns 7 (-) Bengals 37, Titans 27 (-) Cowboys 30, Panthers 14 (-) Ravens 35, Giants 14 (-) Jets 32, Jaguars 25 (-) Texans 20, Dolphins 12 (-) Cardinals 30, Patriots 17 (-) Bucs 40, Chargers 17 (-) Broncos 31, Colts 13 (-) Eagles 27, Steelers 13 (-) Bills 48, Lions 42 (-) Packers 30, Seahawks 13 (-) We then finish with who's back of the week including what is going on with Lebron (-).

Recap

Win
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Commanders are not gonna win a playoff game if they keep playing like this

The commanders, they're, they're a good team, but I don't think that they're where they, they're not gonna win a playoff game if they keep playing like this.

The Commanders made the playoffs but were eliminated in the first round (Wild Card) by the Buccaneers.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Patrick Mahomes will be totally fine despite his high ankle sprain

Do we believe it? Do we think it matters? Because he, I feel like this happens to him once a year and he ends up being totally fine and everyone's like, oh man, he's banged up, but it'll be fine.

Mahomes did not miss time and the Chiefs continued their run to the Super Bowl.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Mike McCarthy has saved his job

The Cowboys won three straight and I think Mike McCarthy... they've saved Mike McCarthy's shot. I think he might be coming back next season.

The Cowboys missed the playoffs and fired Mike McCarthy following the season.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Giants are going to become the first team to go 0-9 at home

They are Oh and eight. Oh eight. Oh eight. And so they would be the first team to go O and nine if they lose at home to the Colts.

The Giants did indeed lose their final home game to the Colts, finishing 0-9 at MetLife Stadium for the season.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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MemesMemes

I'm back in on Aaron Rodgers

I'm back in on Rogers... I'm back in on Aaron Rogers. I'm definitely... I'm back in on Aaron Rogers if that means we get to keep Devonte Adams.

Subjective personal stance as a fan.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Mac Jones might be the cockiest bad quarterback of all time

I think Mac Jones might be the cockiest bad quarterback of all time... he is legitimately cocky for how bad he is... he's got the cockiness of 'My dad will sue you.'

Subjective opinion on player personality/performance.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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HankHank

Jerod Mayo feels like a puppet for Robert Kraft

I've always kind of said [Mayo] feels like a puppet for Craft... the Kraft family would bring back Jerod Mayo and his staff because they do not want to admit a mistake.

The Krafts did keep Mayo for another year, though his autonomy remains a matter of subjective debate.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The Chargers are probably dead and won't win a playoff game

I think that the Chargers are probably dead... I think the Chargers can still make the playoffs. I do not think they can win a playoff game.

The Chargers made the playoffs but lost in the first round to the Bills.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Mike Evans is one of the greatest receivers of all time

Respect. Mike Evans is one of the greatest receivers of all time. He had 159 yards, two touchdowns... he's gotta average 83.7 yards in his final three games to reach a thousand yards for the 11th straight season. And that's all 11 years of his career.

Evans did reach the 1,000-yard mark for the 11th straight season, solidifying his HOF case.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The Broncos are the best story in the NFL right now

The Broncos are one of the best stories in the NFL right now... they just secured their first winning season since 2016 and have a playoff probability north of 90%. They're the best story right now in the NFL.

Subjective evaluation of team narratives.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The Eagles are the best team in the NFC

I'll say it. Eagles is the best team in the NFC after today. They are... they're the best team in the NFC as of right now.

The Eagles finished with a high seed but the Lions ultimately earned the #1 seed and represented the NFC in the Super Bowl.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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MaxMax

Anything less than winning a Super Bowl is a disappointment for the Eagles

A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Anything less than a soupy is a disappointment... Winning a soupy. Gotta win a soupy. Winning a soupy gotta win. It must win.

The Eagles did not win the Super Bowl in 2024, making the season a 'disappointment' by this standard.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The Lions' defense is going to be a very big problem in the playoffs

I think this is gonna be a very, very big problem getting into the playoffs. Like when they're in there playing a game where their defense, I, I feel like their defense hasn't gotten to stop in forever at this point. And it's just, it's a problem.

The Lions' defense remained an issue, and they lost in the NFC Championship Game partially due to defensive lapses.

Who Is Back

Void
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024·Who's Back
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HankHank

LeBron James' absence was extremely odd and under-reported

He left the Lakers a few days ago... there was, you know, internet rumors circulating that he was maybe getting arrested. That he was disappearing... it was weird the way it was, you know, he left and with LeBron and the media, they, you know, will talk about him nonstop and it kind of got swept under the rug.

Subjective take on media coverage and personal speculation.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 16, 2024·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

Analytics and the three-point shot have made the NBA tough to watch

It's analytics. I blame analytics... That too. Three point shot. That too. Dunk should be three... Imagine if they made dunks threes. Everyone was just trying to fucking yam on each other constantly. That would be sick.

Subjective opinion on game quality.