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NFL Week 2, Fastest 2 Minutes, TuAnon, The Cardinals Have Life Plus The Waterdogs Won A Championship
We start with the Fastest 2 minutes. Bears get crushed by the Packers as always and the game finishes as we start the show. (-) We then recap every game from Sunday (-) Dolphins 42, Ravens 38 (-) Jets 31, Browns 30 (- ) Patriots 17, Steelers 14 (-) Lions 36, Commanders 27 (-) Bucs 20, Saints 10 (- ) Jaguars 24, Colts 0 (- ) Giants 19, Panthers 16 (-) Rams 31, Falcons 27 (- ) 49ers 27, Seahawks 7 (-) Cowboys 30, Bengals 17 (-) Cardinals 29, Raiders 23 (-) Broncos 16, Texans 9 (-) We finish with Football guy of the week (-) and who's back of the week including a report from Billy on the Waterdogs Championship (-).
Who Is Back
Jake MarshAaron Judge will break the AL home run record in the final two weeks of the season
Aaron Judge, two more home runs today. He's at 59, two shy of Roger Maris. These final two weeks got to be locked in. Even if you're not a Yankee fan, it's history. 61 home runs the Yankee record and the non-steroid record.
Recap
Big CatFrank Reich is officially on the hot seat and could be the first coach fired
I think Frank Reich is officially on the hot seat... nothing tells you that more than the quotes that he had after the game... I don't know what—I do think Frank Reich is now up there for coach to be fired first.
Big CatThe Bears should run the triple option because nobody can defend it in pro football
The Bears should run the triple option. People would not be able to defend the triple option... you can't tell me that teams would want to play the triple option in pro football.
Big CatThe Giants are a borderline playoff team if they get a few bounces
I'm a believer in the Giants with a couple bounces here and there being like a borderline playoff [team]. They can be feisty.
PFT CommenterThe Dolphins aren't built to win in the cold and will struggle once the weather turns
I'm going to start buying into the whole storyline of this team [Dolphins] isn't built to win in the playoffs once the weather turns cold... I can't wait until they break out like the candy ass Aqua uniforms and you've got people actually doing that take of like, I don't think that the Dolphins can win in wintertime.
Big CatThe Browns should fire 'Brownie the Elf' as their midfield logo for the bad vibes
You gotta change Brownie the Elf. They tried putting Brownie the Elf at midfield. Brownie the Elf is 0 and 1. Sometimes you gotta know when to cut your losses... Scapegoat Brownie the Elf as your midfield logo and be like, 'we're going back to the helmet'.
Big CatThe 49ers are now Super Bowl contenders again because Jimmy Garoppolo is back
I didn't know what Trey Lance was going to be... I do think that like, Niners, I now put them back into the contender territory because I know what Jimmy G is.
PFT CommenterThe Giants will go 3-0 after beating the Cowboys next week
I think the Giants will go 3 and 0 [by beating the Cowboys].
PFT CommenterMac Jones is the worst kind of quarterback to have because he is just good enough to keep you wondering if he's 'the guy'
The problem with the guy that flashes 'the guy' is, he's not 'the guy'. I'd rather have a guy that does not flash ever... the ball test is not going to be friendly to Mac Jones in year three. It's going to be bad.
PFT CommenterThe Texans will win five games this year
I think they're [Texans] going to win five games this year.