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NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Hail Mary, Jameis Is All The Way Back, The Jets Are Dead + World Series Talk

Monday, October 28, 202412 takes

Week 8 in the NFL and we start with the Fastest 2 Minutes. We then talk about every game from Sunday (-) Bears 15, Commanders 18 (-) Browns 29, Ravens 24 (-) Eagles 37, Bengals 17 (-) Falcons 31, Bucs 26 (-) Packers 30, Jags 27 (-) Cardinals 28, Dolphins 27 (-) Patriots 25, Jets 22 (-) Texans 23, Colts 20 (-) Lions 52, Titans 14 (-) Bills 31, Seahawks 10 (-) Chiefs 27, Raiders 20 (-) Broncos 28, Panthers 14 (-) Chargers 26, Saints 8 (-) Niners 30, Cowboys 24 (-) We talk World Series and who's back of the week. (-)

Recap

Loss
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jayden Daniels' rib was never actually hurt

I have a theory that his rib was never actually hurt. I think that after that first run of the Panthers game, the coaching staff was like, 'Hey Jayden, it's the Panthers. You just ran easily for 50 yards. First play of the game, let Marcus take over, go to the training room.' And then all week long it was all secret.

Jayden Daniels was genuinely on the injury report and it was widely reported he had a rib issue, though he did play through it.
Void
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

I am not selling any stock in Caleb Williams despite his poor performance

Caleb, what he did in the fourth quarter is why I'm not, I'm not selling any of my stock in him. I know people will be like, he sucks, he's a bum, he's a bust. I got about a billion tweets of that. I don't care what he was doing in the fourth quarter. That throw to DJ Moore hanging in there where he is. Got no time getting killed. Yeah, I'm not. And then he threw that, that like sidearm underhand one. I'm not gonna change my opinion on Caleb Williams.

This is a long-term developmental opinion that remains subjective but shows high conviction during a low point.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The Bears coaching staff is a joke and needs to be replaced immediately

I reaffirmed my opinion that this coaching staff is a joke. And we need to get rid of them as soon as possible because it's like they're, they're, they're a joke. They're a joke. Like that's a bye week. You come out of a bye-week looking like that.

The Bears eventually fired Shane Waldron and later Matt Eberflus, confirming the organizational failure.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Deshaun Watson has the worst contract in the history of sports

Deshaun Watson already had the worst contract in football, probably in history... It just further proves how horrifically awful the Deshaun Watson contract was.

The contract is universally panned by analysts and the Browns' performance improved significantly without him.
Open
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Jameis Winston should be a starting quarterback in the NFL in 2025

Jameis needs to be a starter in the league next year, week one.

Winston took over the Browns starting job for the remainder of 2024 and is expected to compete for a starting role in 2025.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024
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The Bengals are officially cooked for the 2024 season

I feel like they're, they're cooked at this point... Having to do Saturn math. Bengals are gonna be taunted absolutely haunted by the 'In the Hunt' graphic later on this season.

The Bengals missed the playoffs in 2024, confirming they were indeed 'cooked'.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

The Atlanta Falcons have already won the NFC South

The Falcons now have a stranglehold on the NFC South... Congratulations to the Atlanta Falcons on winning the NFC South. You've done it. You've won the NFC South.

The Falcons did go on to win the NFC South title.
Loss
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024
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The Cardinals are good enough to win the NFC West

I think the Cardinals are good enough to win that division. I don't think it's a good division. They beat the 49ers and the offense can look good. Yeah. The Cardinals are still in it.

The Cardinals fell out of first place later in the season as the 49ers and Rams improved, though they remained competitive.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024
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MemesMemes

The Jets' season is officially over

Nothing. The season's over. It's over. It's over, dude. We're right now... I've been saying we'll go like 11 and 6, blah blah, blah. We're right on pace for 2 and 15.

The Jets finished with a losing record and missed the playoffs.
Win
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024
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The Buffalo Bills have already won the AFC East

The Bills are just a good team. They have as many wins as the rest of the AFC East combined... Congratulations. The Buffalo Bills for they've won the AFC East. I think that's pretty much wrapped up.

The Bills did win the AFC East title.

World Series

Void
Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024·World Series
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Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Judge is a regular season merchant who doesn't show up in the playoffs

The Yankees are just like Aaron Judge is a regular season merchant. All he does is hit home runs in the regular season, doesn't show up in the playoffs. Like that's a and and if there's one fanbase that will not tolerate that, it's the New York Yankees.

Judge's career postseason statistics are significantly lower than his regular season averages, though this remains an ongoing debate.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Oct 28, 2024·Who's Back
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HankHank

Duke basketball is back

Duke's back... They beat Arizona State by 50 in a scrimmage... They might be back. God damnit they might be back.

Duke's success is measured by national titles, so this will resolve after the NCAA tournament.