PMTPMT DB
Chris Simms

Chris Simms

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2018
0W·1L·0P·0 open
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-0.11
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Take Slip·Jan 19, 2018
#PMT-2018-0119-7626
Chris SimmsChris Simms

Blake Bortles is the 70th best quarterback in the NFL

Jacksonville is the best team in football... the problem is you've got to knock them down a few ranks because they have the 70th best quarterback... No, I'm not taking anything back from what I've said. Sorry. Negative.

Bortles led the Jags to the AFC Championship and nearly the Super Bowl that year. While he eventually flamed out, ranking him 70th (behind players like Austin Davis) while he was winning playoff games was widely considered an absurd exaggeration.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 19, 2018
#PMT-2018-0119-7627
Chris SimmsChris Simms

Rob Gronkowski is the greatest tight end and greatest mismatch in the history of football

Gronk is... He's unguardable. He's unguardable. He's the greatest mismatch in the history of football. He's the greatest tight end in the history of football.

This is a widely debated but highly supported opinion among NFL analysts.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 19, 2018
#PMT-2018-0119-7628
Chris SimmsChris Simms

Jeff Fisher should be an NFL General Manager

Fisher's eye for talent. That's where I was going with this. To me, he should be a GM... He has built phenomenal – like the Rams team, you could see, has got talent... Aaron Donald, Quinn, Alec Ogletree... All those guys are Fisher guys.

Fisher never received a GM role, and while he did draft several stars for the Rams, his later career was defined by the '7-9 bullshit' stagnation.