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Dave Dameshek

Dave Dameshek

Guest
2016 — 2018
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All Takes

Loss
Take Slip·Oct 22, 2018
#PMT-2018-1022-19947
Dave DameshekDave Dameshek

The Packers will be the second best team in the NFC by the end of the season

I'll say it's going to be the Packers by the time it turns out [the second best team in the NFC].

The Packers finished 6-9-1 and missed the playoffs entirely; Mike McCarthy was fired mid-season.
Loss
Take Slip·Oct 22, 2018
#PMT-2018-1022-19948
Dave DameshekDave Dameshek

The Detroit Lions are a sleeper team for a Wild Card spot

The sleeper team that I was talking about, pointing to for everybody in August, that nobody still is talking about, the Detroit Lions... I wouldn't be surprised if they wind up with a wild card.

The Lions finished 6-10 and last in the NFC North.
Loss
Take Slip·Oct 22, 2018
#PMT-2018-1022-19946
Dave DameshekDave Dameshek

The Super Bowl will be the Rams vs. the Chargers

I think, by the way, that that's going to end up being your Super Bowl is the Rams and the Chargers.

The Rams made the Super Bowl, but the Chargers lost in the Divisional Round to the Patriots.
Void
Take Slip·Jan 20, 2017
#PMT-2017-0120-16334
Dave DameshekDave Dameshek

The Steelers are the most beloved dynasty in American sports history

Is there any doubt that the Pittsburgh Steelers are the most beloved dynasty in American sports history? I don't think Belichick and Brady... they're not going to stack up with the Pittsburgh Steelers in terms of the affection that our football nation has for the black and gold.

This is entirely subjective, but most national polls would favor teams like the 90s Bulls or Cowboys in terms of 'beloved' status over the Steelers.
Win
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2016
#PMT-2016-0912-17552
Dave DameshekDave Dameshek

The Chicago Cubs will win the 2016 World Series

I'm happy for you that in about a month from now, you're going to be celebrating a world's championship on the north side... It's impossible to fathom you guys not getting to the World Series. And then from there, momentum will carry you through.

The Cubs famously won the 2016 World Series, breaking their 108-year drought.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2016
#PMT-2016-0912-17554
Dave DameshekDave Dameshek

The Jaguars will go 8-8 this year

Everybody declared that the book reader Blake Bortles was ready to turn the corner and so on. But the fact their offensive line is bad, and I think they go 8-8 this year.

The 2016 Jaguars were much worse than 8-8, finishing the season with a 3-13 record.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2016
#PMT-2016-0912-17556
Dave DameshekDave Dameshek

Dark mustard is superior to yellow mustard in every single situation

I don't think there is any situation that yellow mustard is better than dark mustard... Why, under what circumstance would you say? No, no, hold the dark. I'll take the yellow.

Taste is subjective, but Dameshek presents it as an absolute fact of life.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2016
#PMT-2016-0912-17559
Dave DameshekDave Dameshek

Honey mustard will eventually go the way of the sun-dried tomato

Honey mustard... I feel that it likely is going to ultimately go the way of the sun-dried tomato... Sun-dried tomato had about half a dozen years at the top... then just vanished. Honey mustard, it's fine it's here now, but I won't miss it when it's gone tomorrow.

Honey mustard remains a standard condiment in restaurants and grocery stores years after this take was made.