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Forrest Galante
Pandas are dumb as shit and terrible parents
Pandas. They're dumb as shit. They will hand you, you could google this, if you go to a panda in captivity and it has a baby... and you put out an apple, it will hand you its baby and take the apple. Swear to God, nobody talks about this. They're dumb as shit. They're mean, they're terrible parents. Bad moms.
Pandas are biologically known for poor breeding habits and neglect in the wild/captivity, though 'handing over a baby for an apple' is a behavioral observation Galante uses to illustrate the point.
