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NFL With Pete Prisco, Outdoor Adventurer Forrest Galante, NFL Head Coach Draft + The Mt Rushmore Reduel
We're on the eve of the NFL season and we're so pumped for football. We do our annual NFL Head Coach's draft and pick some MVP picks, Super Bowl picks, and least improved pick (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Kristin Cavallari, US Open Tennis and more (-). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk 2024 NFL season, what teams will surprise us, quarterbacks he's high on and more (-). Outdoor Adventurer and explorer Forrest Galante joins the show to talk about his wild life finding animals, swimming with sharks, tracking species that are thought to be extinct and more (-). We finish with the Mt Rushmore finale, the reduel between Hank and PFT and the punishment attached (-).
Recap
Big CatKyle Shanahan taking Jimmy Garoppolo to a Super Bowl is more impressive than actually winning a Super Bowl
Kyle Shanahan, he took Jimmy G to a Super Bowl. That actually might be bigger than a Super Bowl. Yeah. That might be more impressive than a Super Bowl.
Big CatRobert Saleh would have been fired by now if he didn't have a bald head
I think Robert Saleh would've been fired if he didn't have a bald head. Robert Saleh bald head. I think the bald head, you just see it and it's like power... It's shiny. Bald, yeah. I just think there's something about him. The aura.
HankThe worst case scenario for the Patriots this year is winning eight games
I think the worst case scenario for the Patriots this year is eight wins. It would be... that would be like, I'm going into the season, we're trying to, we gotta rebuild. If you're gonna rebuild, it starts with the draft. Eight wins wouldn't get us to the playoffs and won't get us a good draft position.
PFT CommenterJared Goff will win NFL MVP because he plays 14 of 17 games in a dome
I got Jared Goff [for MVP]. 14 out of his 17 games are in a dome. He loves Dome. It's gonna be Dome Fest. And what are his odds? I think they're like 25 to one.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatKristin Cavallari is lying about having the best sex of her life
Kristin Cavallari said that her boyfriend, Mark Estes, Montana boy, who's 13 years younger than her, she's having the best sex she's ever had. It is, but it's also if you have to publicly say you're having the best sex you ever had, you're lying. The minute you say you have the best sex ever, everyone's like, dude, that's a lie.
Interview
Pete PriscoThe Green Bay Packers will win the Super Bowl this season
The Packers gonna win the Super Bowl. Watson's on the field, he's a big, big play receiver. You're gonna open things up with that guy. Then you look at the running game, I think they're more physical... they bring in a defensive coordinator and Jeff Hafley who can get after it. I love what they've done on defense and I love what they're doing on offense. They're the best team in that division.
Pete PriscoThe Buffalo Bills window is not shut and they will reach the Super Bowl
I got Buffalo going to the Super Bowl. The whole idea of the window shutting on the bills is this stupid dumb talk that people throw out there... As long as Josh Allen is slinging the football in Buffalo, they will have an open window period. End of story.
Pete PriscoWill Levis will take a major step forward and have a career arc similar to Josh Allen
Will Levis is gonna take a major step forward. You know who Will Levis is a lot like... Josh Allen. Same type of thing. He's like Josh Allen. He's a fanatic about it... he's gonna have a monster season. And everybody who mocked his game going into the draft is gonna be exactly the way they were with Josh Allen. They're gonna be wrong.
Pete PriscoJaden Daniels is the best quarterback from the 2024 draft class
I love Jaden Daniels. I think he's the best quarterback in the draft. Sorry, Big Cat... having watched him at Arizona State and then watched him play at LSU and now watching him now, he's the most improved quarterback I've ever seen in my life. I think the commanders have their guy for the next 15 years and he's gonna be a star.
Forrest GalanteThe Tasmanian Tiger is likely not extinct and lives in Papua New Guinea
The one that sits on the top reign supreme is an animal called a Thylacine. Tasmanian tiger... it managed to get a pilot and get picked up and turned into a series... because it used to range like 4,000 years ago... there are still ongoing reports from tribes and villages of striped dogs and all these things in Papua New Guinea. That's the area that I think needs the biggest exposure.
Forrest GalantePandas are dumb as shit and terrible parents
Pandas. They're dumb as shit. They will hand you, you could google this, if you go to a panda in captivity and it has a baby... and you put out an apple, it will hand you its baby and take the apple. Swear to God, nobody talks about this. They're dumb as shit. They're mean, they're terrible parents. Bad moms.