The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl again this year

I keep going back to just, the Chiefs are gonna win it all again. I think, I feel like this is all leading towards the same conclusion. I think I'm gonna pick the Chiefs... I don't know what's gonna stop 'em.

Kyle Shanahan taking Jimmy Garoppolo to a Super Bowl is more impressive than actually winning a Super Bowl

Kyle Shanahan, he took Jimmy G to a Super Bowl. That actually might be bigger than a Super Bowl. Yeah. That might be more impressive than a Super Bowl.

Robert Saleh would have been fired by now if he weren't bald

I'll take Robert Saleh. Robert Saleh bald head. I think Robert Saleh would've been fired if he didn't have a bald head. I think If you had hair, he would've already been fired. I think the bald head, you just see it and it's like power. Is it too intimidating? It's shiny. Bald, yeah. I just think there's something about him. The aura.

The Rays are playing an exciting brand of baseball

It's a very, very exciting brand of baseball. And I'm gonna miss it when it's over. So I did not wanna sweep, so thank you.

The Cowboys are a bad football team

The Cowboys are a bad football team. And I can't wait for people to start to say like, this is when, look at the schedule. Dallas is gonna put some wins together.

Performance-enhancing drug shortages may explain dominant teams falling off

There started to be severe, severe supply chain issues when it came to performance enhancing drugs and peptide shipments coming to the United States. I just think it's interesting.