The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl again this year

I keep going back to just, the Chiefs are gonna win it all again. I think, I feel like this is all leading towards the same conclusion. I think I'm gonna pick the Chiefs... I don't know what's gonna stop 'em.

Kyle Shanahan taking Jimmy Garoppolo to a Super Bowl is more impressive than actually winning a Super Bowl

Kyle Shanahan, he took Jimmy G to a Super Bowl. That actually might be bigger than a Super Bowl. Yeah. That might be more impressive than a Super Bowl.

Robert Saleh would have been fired by now if he weren't bald

I'll take Robert Saleh. Robert Saleh bald head. I think Robert Saleh would've been fired if he didn't have a bald head. I think If you had hair, he would've already been fired. I think the bald head, you just see it and it's like power. Is it too intimidating? It's shiny. Bald, yeah. I just think there's something about him. The aura.

Getting excited for the NFL schedule release is for pussies

I can't get it up for the schedule release because it's—if you explained what the schedule release was to Vince Lombardi, he'd call you a pussy and spit in your face.

The NFL should release one game schedule per day for the entire off-season

The NFL, they should do, they should draw it out even longer. It should be one game that Roger Goodell releases per day for the entire off-season. And then at the end of it, he's like, okay, let's play some ball.

The Preakness Stakes should move its date to three weeks before the Kentucky Derby

Why doesn't the Preakness just say, screw it to the Kentucky Derby and schedule their main race for like three weeks before the Kentucky Derby? You wanna play hardball? Yeah, you could play hardball. I feel like if you, if your horse wins the Preakness, if it was scheduled for before the Derby, you're not skipping the derby. No, you gotta run in the derby.