PMTPMT DB
Howie Long

Howie Long

Guest
2023 — Present
1W·1L·1P·1 open
.500
AVG
1.000
SLG
1.7K
SHU
+0.07
TVOA
+0.42
SHRP
+$7.0
BNKRL
1W
STRK
0.9
ENTR
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Take Slip·Sep 5, 2025
#PMT-2025-0905-17184
Howie LongHowie Long

The Chargers might take a step back and regress this year

I'm not sure about the Chargers. You know, I think Pete Carroll coming to the Raiders and... I think they could surprise some people and make that division a lot more interesting. So I think maybe a team from that division [Chargers] might take a step back.

Performance in the 2025 season will determine if the Chargers regress from their previous standing.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 28, 2023
#PMT-2023-0828-2485
Howie LongHowie Long

Howie Long Jr. is the best athlete in the Long family

People ask why I waited to name our third child Howie. And I said, well, you know, it's easy because he's our favorite. You know, he's the best athlete in the family. He's, he's really just our favorite.

Inherently subjective familial ranking.
Loss
Take Slip·Aug 28, 2023
#PMT-2023-0828-2487
Howie LongHowie Long

The Jaguars will take another step forward because Doug Pederson brings a calm influence to the quarterback

Jaguars I think are, are gonna be a team that, you know, I remember that that game down there in the playoffs... I like what they're doing down there. I like Doug. I think Doug brings a, a calm particularly to the, the quarterback room.

The Jaguars actually regressed in 2023, finishing 9-8 and missing the playoffs after a late-season collapse.
Push
Take Slip·Aug 28, 2023
#PMT-2023-0828-2488
Howie LongHowie Long

Sean Payton will fix Russell Wilson by stripping away the extras and getting back to basics

I think Russell is a guy that I think needed Sean Payton to come in... Sean is the guy that will come in and he is not afraid to tell you, you know, the office thing. That's not No, we're not doing that... We're gonna get back to the basics. We're gonna get back to run the football, we're gonna make the offensive line better. We're, we're gonna get back to doing the things and, and tailor the offense to a version of what Sean's run.

Wilson significantly improved his stats in 2023 (26 TDs to 8 INTs), though the Broncos still struggled and eventually benched him for financial reasons.
Void
Take Slip·Aug 28, 2023
#PMT-2023-0828-2490
Howie LongHowie Long

Kyle Long would win a wrestling match against Chris and Howie in their primes

Kyle is frightening. When he puts hands on you, it's a different kind. It's like, some people are, I'm heavy handed, he's heavy handed on a bigger... I would take Kyle [in a wrestling match].

Hypothetical prime matchup between family members.
Win
Take Slip·Aug 28, 2023
#PMT-2023-0828-2492
Howie LongHowie Long

Modern NFL players are undeniably bigger, stronger, and faster than the 80s generation

It's, trust me, I, I I have no problem saying that. It's bigger, it's stronger, it's faster. Yeah. And, you know, that's the way it is... biggest offensive line's three 20 across the board. Different game.

Biometric and combine data confirms that NFL players have steadily increased in size and speed over decades.