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Joe Mazzulla

Joe Mazzulla

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Take Slip·Apr 16, 2025
#PMT-2025-0416-19331
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

He woke up every day in January convinced he was going to be fired

When we were that, that stretch in January where we weren't playing well, I was woke up every day and told myself I'm getting fired if we don't turn. I'm, I'm, I'm done... and I would tell the staff too, I'm like, guys, we're done. Like, you know, we don't figure this thing out, you know, like we, we just, we don't deserve to coach here.

Self-reported psychological state.
Win
Take Slip·Apr 16, 2025
#PMT-2025-0416-19333
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

Soccer cutting and spacing tactics translate directly to basketball

Cutting a place. You know, the way you cut can open up a two on one, you know, for the guy next to you... to move the defense. That stuff comes from soccer. That's my favorite sport to watch.

Mazzulla successfully implemented these tactics to win the 2024 NBA Finals.
Void
Take Slip·Jun 19, 2024
#PMT-2024-0619-8874
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

Tearing my meniscus was one of the best things that happened to me this season

I'll tell you what, it almost, it was one of the best things that happened to me for the rest of the season. 'Cause it put me in like this fight or flight mentality to where like I could just not relax... I've been thinking about maybe getting hurt every All-Star break.

This is a personal reflection on his coaching experience.
Void
Take Slip·Jun 19, 2024
#PMT-2024-0619-8875
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

The Joker is more dangerous than Batman because he is willing to do whatever it takes

The issue with Batman is like he's not willing to do whatever it takes. Like he has a chance to throw [Joker] off the cliff at the end of the second one and he doesn't do it. He saves his life. And so like the scary thing about Batman is like is he willing to go the extra mile to do what's necessary for the greater good? And that's the danger part of Joker is like he's willing to go the extra mile to get his point across.

This is an interpretation of movie characters used as a coaching metaphor.
Push
Take Slip·Jun 19, 2024
#PMT-2024-0619-8876
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

Hank has 24 hours to shave his head

24 hours... because then now you're people like you, Hank will be the reason why we struggle next year because we're trying to get ready for the next season... The longer you play that, the longer we're living in the past.

Hank did eventually shave his head, though not strictly within 24 hours (he did it for the parade).
Win
Take Slip·Apr 19, 2024
#PMT-2024-0419-2063
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

The more successful you are, the closer you are to losing

The closer you are to winning, the closer you are to losing. Right? So like, you saw it at UFC 300... most people can't handle the fact that you think you beat your opponent, but now you still have to fight them.

This is a philosophical principle that Mazzulla successfully applied to lead the Celtics to a championship shortly after this interview.
Void
Take Slip·Apr 19, 2024
#PMT-2024-0419-2061
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

I refuse to walk through revolving doors because you are a sitting duck if they get stuck

I won't walk through revolving doors. Because like one of them gets stuck, then you're just a sitting duck. Avoid them. Get stuck, you're, you're screwed.

While technically a safety preference, the risk of being a 'sitting duck' in a stuck revolving door is a highly subjective and extreme survivalist view.
Void
Take Slip·Apr 19, 2024
#PMT-2024-0419-2062
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

I never sit with my back to the door in restaurants so I can always have a vantage point

I never sit with my back to the door like you in a restaurant. I never sit with my back to the door. You always gotta sit to where You can have a vantage point of like, everything that's going on around you.

This is a personal habit rooted in safety/strategic thinking and cannot be objectively proven correct or incorrect.