Joe Mazzulla, NBA Play-In, and the Next 'Can’t Win the Big One' Guy
The NBA Play-In tournament is officially underway, and Big Cat and PFT are already feeling the juice. The Warriors and Magic have punched their tickets, which means we get more Steph Curry in our lives. While Ja Morant gave everyone a scare with his ankle, PFT isn't buying the long-term injury concern.
John Morant will be ready to start next season despite his ankle injury
I thought he was done for like the entire off season. I thought that it was like ja morant questionable for starting of next year when he came down on his ankle... But then he is like, you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna go back in. [He'll] be fine.
Speaking of the Grizzlies, Zach Edey is out there getting his first taste of NBA action. Big Cat has a very specific piece of advice for the big man if he wants to stop getting picked apart by NBA guards.
Zach Edey needs to stop bringing the ball down on rebounds to avoid being stripped
somebody needs to pull him aside and be like, youngster, you need to quit taking the ball down on rebounds. Yeah. You put that ball up higher, you're taller than everybody else. 'Cause he's addicted to it. He does it every single time to get stripped.
With the bracket finally set, the guys realized that the division winners were basically irrelevant to the seeding process. Big Cat is ready to take a blowtorch to the entire concept of NBA divisions.
NBA divisions are completely useless and should be abolished
Divisions in the NBA are, there's literally no reason for 'em. It's meeting, there's... Just get rid of them. Get rid of them. So stupid. No one cares about the divisions.
The Death of the Narrative
With Rory McIlroy finally getting back in the winner's circle at the Masters, a massive "Can't Win the Big One" narrative has died. This left a void that Big Cat and PFT felt obligated to fill. They cycled through everyone from Kyle Shanahan to Aaron Judge, but Big Cat found a spicy new target in the NBA.
Jalen Brunson is the next 'Can't Win The Big One' guy in the NBA
How about this one? Hank, you're gonna like this one. Jalen Brunson. Mm. Does that do anything for you? Yeah. Not clutch at all... I'm trying to predict where the narratives are gonna go next... The Knicks were built to beat the Celtics this year.
While the Knicks are currently the toast of Madison Square Garden, PFT is looking at the sidelines of the NFL for the next regular-season merchant. He’s keeping a very close eye on Minnesota.
Kevin O'Connell is a regular season merchant who can't win in the playoffs
Kevin O'Connell. Can't, can't win in the playoffs. Oh. He's a regular season merchant... Bringing the best out of him. Getting high seeds, losing the playoffs. Just something to keep your eye on. Keep an eye on.
Joe Mazzulla on Championship DNA
Celtics head coach Joe Mazzulla joined the show to talk about defending the title and his legendary motivational tactics. He’s famous for using clips from other sports to teach basketball, and he explained exactly how soccer has influenced his offensive sets.
Soccer cutting and spacing tactics translate directly to basketball
Cutting a place. You know, the way you cut can open up a two on one, you know, for the guy next to you... to move the defense. That stuff comes from soccer. That's my favorite sport to watch.
Joe Mazzulla also got extremely honest about the pressure of coaching in Boston. Even during a dominant season, he admitted that he was living in a constant state of professional paranoia during the winter months.
He woke up every day in January convinced he was going to be fired
When we were that, that stretch in January where we weren't playing well, I was woke up every day and told myself I'm getting fired if we don't turn. I'm, I'm, I'm done... and I would tell the staff too, I'm like, guys, we're done. Like, you know, we don't figure this thing out, you know, like we, we just, we don't deserve to coach here.
As the Celtics head into the first round, Joe Mazzulla isn't worried about the exact path or the number of games it takes to win a series. He’s focused on the grit required for the long haul.
Success in the playoffs isn't about following a specific curriculum or number of games
there's just no one way to go about achieving your goal. Like if you study the rounds leading up to a successful team, there's no curriculum of like, you have to go five this one, you have to go six this one, you can't go seven here, you can't lose game one... being open-minded to knowing that it'll be one of the hardest things that we ever go through together.
Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Junk Science
Hot Seat/Cool Throne featured a deep dive into the Mavericks' front office situation. Big Cat is officially done with Nico Harrison after his latest media-dodging antics.
Nico Harrison is 'so lost' and delusional as the Mavericks GM
He's [Nico Harrison] so lost. It's insane. Yeah... Such a coward move to do. No, no video, no no recordings. What a fucking loser. And we stand with Mavs fans. The guy's a fucking loser. He needs to get outta town.
We also looked ahead to the WNBA season, where PFT is making a bold claim about the future of the league's top stars. He thinks athleticism will eventually trump shooting when it comes to the pro game.
Paige Bueckers will be a better WNBA pro than Caitlin Clark because she's more athletic and explosive
I do think that she [Paige Bueckers] might be a better WNBA player than Caitlin Clark. I think she's more athletic. She's more explosive. Caitlin Clark obviously shoots better from the outside... but in terms of, I'm talking about winning.
To wrap things up, the guys entered the "Year of Junk Science." Big Cat has fully committed to the lifestyle, including some interesting additions to his nightly routine.
Mouth tape leads to more restful sleep
I'm a mouth tape guy now. I do feel more rested with mouth tape. It just forces you to breathe out your nose.
Finally, Guys on Chicks tackled a classic relationship dilemma involving sleep-talking. While the listener was worried about her boyfriend's subconscious thoughts, Hank stood firm on the legality of sleep-speech.
I'll die on the hill that sleep talking is not evidence of cheating
Sleep talking is not evidence. I'll die on that hill. Sleep talking is not evidence. No one knows what you're saying in your sleep. No one has any like, people will just sleep talk and they have no recollection of what they were dreaming about or what they were saying.
If you're going to a destination golf trip while your wife is eight and a half months pregnant, just make sure there's a hospital within a 300-yard drive.
