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Celtics HC Joe Mazzulla, NBA Play In Games, Who’s The Next “Can’t Win The Big One” Guy + Guys On Chicks And The Year Of Junk Science

Wednesday, April 16, 202517 takes

NBA Play In games and the Magic and Warriors are officially in (-:25). Nico Harrison does a no camera/no recordings press conference and Cam Ward admits he’s a Tennessee Titan (-). With Rory winning the Masters we find the next narrative guy who can’t win the big one (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a wild Paige Bueckers tweet and Colorado retiring Travis Hunter and Shedeur Sanders numbers (-). Celtics Head Coach Joe Mazzulla joins the show before his team’s title defense to talk new motivation tactics, could he fight Jayson Tatum, Hank’s invite back, and tons more (-). We finish with guys on chicks and a dive into junk science (-).

Joe Mazzulla, NBA Play-In, and the Next 'Can’t Win the Big One' Guy

The NBA Play-In tournament is officially underway, and Big Cat and PFT are already feeling the juice. The Warriors and Magic have punched their tickets, which means we get more Steph Curry in our lives. While Ja Morant gave everyone a scare with his ankle, PFT isn't buying the long-term injury concern.

Win
Apr 16, 2025
#26479
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

John Morant will be ready to start next season despite his ankle injury

I thought he was done for like the entire off season. I thought that it was like ja morant questionable for starting of next year when he came down on his ankle... But then he is like, you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna go back in. [He'll] be fine.

Ja Morant was ready for the start of the 2024-25 season.

Speaking of the Grizzlies, Zach Edey is out there getting his first taste of NBA action. Big Cat has a very specific piece of advice for the big man if he wants to stop getting picked apart by NBA guards.

Void
Apr 16, 2025
#26480
Big CatBig Cat

Zach Edey needs to stop bringing the ball down on rebounds to avoid being stripped

somebody needs to pull him aside and be like, youngster, you need to quit taking the ball down on rebounds. Yeah. You put that ball up higher, you're taller than everybody else. 'Cause he's addicted to it. He does it every single time to get stripped.

This is a fundamental basketball technique critique that remains subjective based on Edey's future turnover rates on rebounds.

With the bracket finally set, the guys realized that the division winners were basically irrelevant to the seeding process. Big Cat is ready to take a blowtorch to the entire concept of NBA divisions.

Win
Apr 16, 2025
#19315
Big CatBig Cat

NBA divisions are completely useless and should be abolished

Divisions in the NBA are, there's literally no reason for 'em. It's meeting, there's... Just get rid of them. Get rid of them. So stupid. No one cares about the divisions.

While they exist, their functional impact on seeding was largely removed in 2015.

The Death of the Narrative

With Rory McIlroy finally getting back in the winner's circle at the Masters, a massive "Can't Win the Big One" narrative has died. This left a void that Big Cat and PFT felt obligated to fill. They cycled through everyone from Kyle Shanahan to Aaron Judge, but Big Cat found a spicy new target in the NBA.

Loss
Apr 16, 2025·Picks
#19323
Big CatBig Cat

Jalen Brunson is the next 'Can't Win The Big One' guy in the NBA

How about this one? Hank, you're gonna like this one. Jalen Brunson. Mm. Does that do anything for you? Yeah. Not clutch at all... I'm trying to predict where the narratives are gonna go next... The Knicks were built to beat the Celtics this year.

Brunson has two NCAA titles, making the literal 'can't win the big one' claim incorrect, but it's an NBA-focused take.

While the Knicks are currently the toast of Madison Square Garden, PFT is looking at the sidelines of the NFL for the next regular-season merchant. He’s keeping a very close eye on Minnesota.

Push
Apr 16, 2025·Picks
#19327
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kevin O'Connell is a regular season merchant who can't win in the playoffs

Kevin O'Connell. Can't, can't win in the playoffs. Oh. He's a regular season merchant... Bringing the best out of him. Getting high seeds, losing the playoffs. Just something to keep your eye on. Keep an eye on.

O'Connell's Vikings missed the 2025 playoffs entirely. His 2024 playoff loss (27-9) and 2025 missing the playoffs somewhat supports the 'regular season merchant' label, though he has won regular season COTY.

Joe Mazzulla on Championship DNA

Celtics head coach Joe Mazzulla joined the show to talk about defending the title and his legendary motivational tactics. He’s famous for using clips from other sports to teach basketball, and he explained exactly how soccer has influenced his offensive sets.

Win
Apr 16, 2025
#19333
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

Soccer cutting and spacing tactics translate directly to basketball

Cutting a place. You know, the way you cut can open up a two on one, you know, for the guy next to you... to move the defense. That stuff comes from soccer. That's my favorite sport to watch.

Mazzulla successfully implemented these tactics to win the 2024 NBA Finals.

Joe Mazzulla also got extremely honest about the pressure of coaching in Boston. Even during a dominant season, he admitted that he was living in a constant state of professional paranoia during the winter months.

Win
Apr 16, 2025
#19331
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

He woke up every day in January convinced he was going to be fired

When we were that, that stretch in January where we weren't playing well, I was woke up every day and told myself I'm getting fired if we don't turn. I'm, I'm, I'm done... and I would tell the staff too, I'm like, guys, we're done. Like, you know, we don't figure this thing out, you know, like we, we just, we don't deserve to coach here.

Self-reported psychological state.

As the Celtics head into the first round, Joe Mazzulla isn't worried about the exact path or the number of games it takes to win a series. He’s focused on the grit required for the long haul.

Void
Apr 16, 2025
#26482
Joe MazzullaJoe Mazzulla

Success in the playoffs isn't about following a specific curriculum or number of games

there's just no one way to go about achieving your goal. Like if you study the rounds leading up to a successful team, there's no curriculum of like, you have to go five this one, you have to go six this one, you can't go seven here, you can't lose game one... being open-minded to knowing that it'll be one of the hardest things that we ever go through together.

This is a mindset claim about championship paths.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Junk Science

Hot Seat/Cool Throne featured a deep dive into the Mavericks' front office situation. Big Cat is officially done with Nico Harrison after his latest media-dodging antics.

Void
Apr 16, 2025
#19316
Big CatBig Cat

Nico Harrison is 'so lost' and delusional as the Mavericks GM

He's [Nico Harrison] so lost. It's insane. Yeah... Such a coward move to do. No, no video, no no recordings. What a fucking loser. And we stand with Mavs fans. The guy's a fucking loser. He needs to get outta town.

Subjective evaluation of a GM's performance and personality.

We also looked ahead to the WNBA season, where PFT is making a bold claim about the future of the league's top stars. He thinks athleticism will eventually trump shooting when it comes to the pro game.

Open
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Paige Bueckers will be a better WNBA pro than Caitlin Clark because she's more athletic and explosive

I do think that she [Paige Bueckers] might be a better WNBA player than Caitlin Clark. I think she's more athletic. She's more explosive. Caitlin Clark obviously shoots better from the outside... but in terms of, I'm talking about winning.

This will take years of WNBA career comparison to determine.

To wrap things up, the guys entered the "Year of Junk Science." Big Cat has fully committed to the lifestyle, including some interesting additions to his nightly routine.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Mouth tape leads to more restful sleep

I'm a mouth tape guy now. I do feel more rested with mouth tape. It just forces you to breathe out your nose.

Personal subjective experience with a health trend.

Finally, Guys on Chicks tackled a classic relationship dilemma involving sleep-talking. While the listener was worried about her boyfriend's subconscious thoughts, Hank stood firm on the legality of sleep-speech.

Void
HankHank

I'll die on the hill that sleep talking is not evidence of cheating

Sleep talking is not evidence. I'll die on that hill. Sleep talking is not evidence. No one knows what you're saying in your sleep. No one has any like, people will just sleep talk and they have no recollection of what they were dreaming about or what they were saying.

This is a subjective moral/relationship stance.

If you're going to a destination golf trip while your wife is eight and a half months pregnant, just make sure there's a hospital within a 300-yard drive.

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More Takes

Win
Apr 16, 2025
#19317
Big CatBig Cat

Cam Ward will be drafted by the Tennessee Titans

I think we can officially say that Cam Ward is going to be a Tennessee Titan. Did you guys see he was playing Fortnite tonight? He was on Twitch and he was asked his top four wide receivers in the NFL... He said Jamar Chase, Justin Jefferson, Calvin Ridley and Treylon Burks... He said AJ Brown is a dog, but he's no Calvin Ridley.

The Tennessee Titans selected Cam Ward with the #1 overall pick in the 2025 NFL Draft, exactly as predicted.
Win
Apr 16, 2025·Picks
#19319
Big CatBig Cat

Kyle Shanahan is now the top candidate for the 'Can't Win The Big One' narrative

Kyle Shanahan needs a Super Bowl so badly. It's, it's desperate. It's aged him. Have you seen the before and after? Yeah. It's like he's a president.

Shanahan's lack of a Super Bowl ring as a head coach is a factually verifiable narrative.
Void
Apr 16, 2025·Picks
#19321
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Aaron Judge is not a true Yankee because he hasn't won a World Series

I would go even further and say he's [Aaron Judge] not a true Yankee. Which is funny because he's had some of the best seasons of all time by any offensive player. Still not a true Yankee... You can't be a true Yankee in the regular season. The Yankees season starts in October.

Subjective definition of what makes a 'true Yankee'.
Loss
Apr 16, 2025·Picks
#19325
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Steph Curry enters the Kobe realm of the GOAT conversation if he wins a 5th title this year

If the Warriors go on a run, which they could... Steph Curry goes, lights out. Is Steph Curry, does he enter the Kobe realm of the goat conversation?... If the Warriors win the NBA title this year, Steph Curry wins finals MVP, I feel like you're gonna have the Jordan, LeBron, Kobe Curry conversation.

The Warriors did not win the NBA title. They were eliminated by the Timberwolves in the second round. Curry did not win a 5th championship.
Void
Apr 16, 2025
#26481
Big CatBig Cat

The Celtics bench development is just as important as the starters' playing time

We don't have our top guys today. This game matters even more. Because development goes a lot of different ways... you have to deliver every single night when you are a Jalen or a Jason... to give them three, four nights where they have to deliver that to me is just as important to their development as the skill work.

This is a philosophical coaching stance on player development.

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