Tony Scheffler

Breeding Maine Coon cats is a viable post-NFL business strategy

We got this new cat. They call it a Maine coon... Marlin's Man has fun looking to breed some cats. Are you serious? Yeah. 10 years out... 10 years outta the league. It's time to move on and make some money... 3,504 grand a piece.

The goat is the number one farm animal

I'm going to go with the goat... a lot of reasons. I'm thinking logically how much they eat, the reproduction, the price per pound coming from the farm. But the first domesticated animal on earth. And it is the goat. 1, 1. It's quite obvious.

Calvin Johnson is officially retired and will not return to the NFL

I do [think he is officially retired]. After the beating that he's taken... I just think he made enough money. And the NFL is getting to a point where people are realizing how brutal it is... I'm sure after watching a year of it, like I did my first year out, he'll realize he wants no part of that.

Matthew Stafford is not an upper-caliber quarterback who can win a championship

I never did gel with Stafford, and it is what it is. I don't think he's a great quarterback. He's not on that upper caliber quarterback that's going to take you to a championship. Or going to beat a winning team.