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Aug 3, 2022
#3689
Luke FickellLuke Fickell

I would cut off Mike Vrabel's penis for a college football championship

[Big Cat]: Would you cut off Mike Vrabel's penis for a college football championship? [Fickell]: Sure. Because he's already throwing it out there and he's got plenty of kids, man. I guess he's got what he needs.

OpinionCFBScorchingSubjectiveSarcastic
This is a satirical hypothetical scenario.

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Void
Aug 3, 2022
#3678
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Juan Soto is Babe Ruth and Barry Bonds combined

I'm gonna miss him. [Juan Soto] is 23. He's Ted Williams. He might be better than Ted Williams. He's Babe Ruth and Barry Bonds combined.

OpinionBaseballMediumSubjective
While Soto is an elite player, comparing a 23-year-old to the combined stats of Ruth and Bonds is purely subjective hyperbole.
Win
Aug 3, 2022
#3679
Big CatBig Cat

The Washington Nationals were never going to re-sign Juan Soto

The Nationals were never going to re-sign him. So you've got a lot... the Padres aren't going to re-sign him. The Yankees are, the Dodgers are the only two teams that are going to afford Juan Soto.

OpinionBaseballMild
The Nationals did fail to sign him, and the Padres eventually traded him to the Yankees, confirming he was too expensive for mid-market teams.
Win
Aug 3, 2022
#3681
Big CatBig Cat

Juan Soto will get a $500 million contract in free agency

The reality of the situation is that in a couple years time, when he does become a free agent, he's going to get a contract that's far going to eclipse what the Nationals offered. It's going to be $500 million. It's going to be the Dodgers or the A's—he's going to get paid a shitload of money.

PredictionBaseballHot
Juan Soto signed a 15-year, $765 million contract with the New York Mets, far exceeding the $500 million prediction. The take was correct that Soto would get a massive contract.

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Loss
Aug 3, 2022
#3692
Luke FickellLuke Fickell

Cincinnati will play for a championship in 2022

[Big Cat]: Predict Cincinnati's schedule and what their final record's going to be. [Fickell]: We'll play for a championship.

PredictionCFBMedium
Cincinnati finished 9-4 and did not play for a national or conference championship (they finished 3rd in the AAC).