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Ben Roethlisberger is a hypochondriac who convinces himself he has every injury imaginable

Big Ben [Roethlisberger] essentially now is like an elementary school kid who just wants to go home for the day... He's a hypochondriac. He just spends all his time like looking up his symptoms online. He put himself on the COVID list because he probably watched the news and saw the infection rate.

This is a subjective characterization of Roethlisberger's injury history and public persona.

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Nov 11, 2020
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The Patriots are playoff bound and good

The Patriots playoff bound playoff bound... They're good. It's a good they should have beat the bills. They should have beat the seahawks. They could it be the chiefs... I think they're going to go on a run.

The Patriots finished 7-9 and did not make the playoffs.
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Nov 11, 2020
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The Chiefs are the only team in the NFL without a major flaw

I've come to the conclusion that it's the Chiefs and everyone else like every other team and I unfortunately I love the Steelers, but every other team has at least one flaw where you're like, I don't know. I don't really trust this and then the Chiefs don't.

The Chiefs went 14-2 and made the Super Bowl, confirming they were the tier 1 team, though they eventually lost the title game.
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Nov 11, 2020
#12718
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The Patriots will beat the Ravens next week

I actually believe it. If Stephon Gilmore comes back... I think they're gonna beat the Ravens and then everyone's going to flip.

The Patriots defeated the Ravens 23-17 on November 15, 2020.

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The Giants will make the playoffs

In the NFC I have ... the Rams. And then my wild card teams are the Seahawks, the Lions and Cowboys, the New York Giants.

The 2026 NFL playoff field has not been determined as of the episode date.
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The Bills will beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl

It is going to be the Buffalo Bills defeating the Philadelphia Eagles. ... Buffalo Bills over the Philadelphia Eagles.

The 2026 Super Bowl has not occurred as of the episode date.
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Deshaun Watson will get even worse

I think Deshaun Watson's gonna get worse. I think he's gonna get even worse. I think it's gonna be comically bad.

Watson's 2026 season performance has not been resolved as of the episode date.