If the Bears had drafted Patrick Mahomes, something tragic like being hit by a bus would have happened to him immediately because of the franchise's luck.
if we had Patrick Mahomes, he would've just been hit by a bus. Like crossing Michigan Ave just being like, bus hit him. Patrick Mahomes is dead. Something weird would've fallen from the L and hit him in the head. We would've not gotten lucky with him either. Something bad would've happened to him. Injury year one, probably.
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View episodeYou never win an overtime bet; it's where underdogs and unders go to die.
We could do without overtime though. [It] is a sword to the stomach if you have any sort of action. Because you never win an overtime bet. Never. Dogs die there, unders go to die there.
Kyle Neptune is not a good basketball coach and has to go
Kyle Neptune sucks at coaching basketball. You are not crazy. He got absolutely worked by Shaka Smart. The fact that he didn't call a timeout with 30 seconds left in the game... That guy is not a good basketball coach. Jay Wright would've won that game. It was disgusting... Kyle Neptune's gotta go.
Duke locking their Twitter comments after the NC State loss is the softest thing ever
It was also classic Duke, because after the game they did post the final score on Twitter. Yep. But they locked the comments. Yep. Classic, classic college shutting down free speech on in in America... I think it's better that they just don't post the final score than if they post it and then shut it down.
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