It's terrifying that Patrick Mahomes is an underdog in Super Bowl 57
Is there a world in five years time where we're sitting at a bar and we're saying the sentence, 'Remember when Patrick Mahomes was an underdog to Jalen Hertz in the Super Bowl? That was fucking stupid.'... It's not a debate. It's a fact [that he is the best QB]. And that is what scares me the most about Sunday.
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View episodeThe Phoenix Suns have already clinched the 2023 NBA Championship thanks to Kevin Durant
I think we'd be remiss though if we didn't start out the show by congratulating Chris Paul and the Phoenix Suns for winning the 2023 NBA Championship. Congratulations. Yes. Yes. It's his year... I feel like this has gotta be his year. There's no way that they lose.
The Phoenix Suns' lacks the depth and health to win the 2023 NBA Championship
Wait, so the suns are really good right now. They traded away some really good players. So their bench players are, you know, their bench is not great and they're gonna rely on a 35 year old guy who's been injured a lot since his Achilles and Chris Paul in the playoffs. I don't see where this goes wrong. [Sarcastic]
The 2023 Brooklyn Nets are the biggest bust of any 'dream team' ever
I, I would like to congratulate The Nets though. On, on assembling the biggest bust of any dream team ever. Yeah. I think this, you know, cool Throne twice that, that Eagles team where Vince Young came out and said, we're the dream team right now. That's usually the kiss of death. The, the Nets have now done it twice and somehow they managed to surpass their last big blowup.
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View profileThe goal allowed by the US goalie was the most embarrassing possible
What about the goalie? Yeah, I mean he... that was the most embarrassing goal that I've ever seen. Possible.
The USMNT is the 'James Franklin Penn State' of soccer
People were making very mean jokes online that we were James Franklin, Penn State. And it is actually perfectly appropriate because if you look at who we played, we beat the teams we're supposed to beat... and then we absolutely got ass fucked by the team that was better than us in Belgium. We are not who we thought we were.
We just suck at soccer as a country and that's okay
My take is we suck at soccer and that's okay. Like, I don't care that we suck at soccer anymore. I'm going to root for the US team. I'm gonna get excited when we're in a World Cup. I'm gonna get hyped up and it's gonna be fun to watch. And then I'm gonna be reminded that we suck at soccer and that it's just gonna be like, okay, yeah, that's okay.