Brooks Koepka is officially back to his old major championship form

Brooks Koepka is back to his old form, silencing the haters of which there are many. He's just, he's healthy now... the fact that he went out there and he proved that he can do it to himself and he's now leading a major championship after 18 holes. That is like the big psychological hurdle he is gonna get over.

Golf fans who snitch on potential rules violations online are clout chasers who need to shut up

We as a society need to remind people that snitches get stitches because holy shit, we had two alleged cheating events. [The people] screen grabbing, getting videos like cheater, cheater, cheater... we as a society need to just tell these people to shut the fuck up. The people who are clipping stuff and putting it online, they're clout chasing and I don't like it.

Live 'walk-and-talk' interviews during the Masters are terrible and ruined Max Homa's round

Fuck the walk and talk interview that they made [Max Homa] do... it fucked Max Homa on the 14th hole. They make him... hand [him] a cellphone... in the middle of [his] putt. Max was walking him through the read on the putt before he hit it. No wonder he misread it because he's trying to do a fucking broadcast as he's playing in the Masters. This isn't the fucking Fortnite Open here, this is Augusta. You should not be doing a walk and talk.

Pigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash

Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.

Barry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear

I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.

American air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors

I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.