The Vikings have to trade JJ McCarthy now that he's lost the starting job to Kyler Murray

Kyler Murray has won the starting job in Minnesota for all the non-believers out there. It's a sad day. It's a bad day... you have to trade [JJ McCarthy], right? I guess so, but I don't know what you're gonna get... you drafted him two years ago and it's like, this was supposed to be the future and you're moving on from that already, so you just gotta rid yourself.

Todd Monken's slip of the tongue confirms he believes Shedeur Sanders is better than Deshaun Watson.

The fact he denied it means that inside of his own head, he knows that. He would never say that because he doesn't believe it. If he had, if the guy was trying to trap him and he actually thought maybe, maybe Shedeur wasn't as good, he would just say like, 'you know, I don't remember ever saying anything like that.'... But the fact that he denied it tells me that in his own brain, he recognized that person's putting a lie on my name. Right. I have to correct the record. Oh shit, they got me.

Dan Campbell is on the hot seat if the Lions miss the playoffs this year

I would also say Dan Campbell, and it's no disrespect to Dan Campbell because he's done a great job with life, changed everything there. But with the way the schedule plays out for them this year, I think if they don't make the playoffs, he's definitely on the hot seat.

The Caleb Williams memes are funny, and being mad at them makes you a loser

If you get upset about the memes, you're a loser, because that's the internet being the internet. Those memes were funny.

Ole Miss had the best résumé in college football after three weeks

Ole Miss has the best resume right now through three weeks because they beat Louisville on a neutral site and then they beat LSU at home.

Arch Manning has become a robot

Arch Manning has basically had his personality ripped out after the AI controversy. He's a robot now. We're never gonna get another quote out of Arch Manning.