The week of July 4th is the best time of the year

Off the top of my head, I love the week of July 4th. Love this barbecues, Sunday drinking, sweating NBA. Well, it used to be the NBA free agency, right? I love that big fan of the first two weeks of March Madness.

Thanksgiving week is a top-tier time of the year for sports and food

I love Thanksgiving week feast, week college, basketball, football, everything I love this time of year.

The only time you can't say 'I love this time of year' is the two weeks after the Super Bowl

I think the only time you can't say I love this time of year is right after the Super Bowl until right now, that's it. That's the only time you can be like, [this sucks].

The goal allowed by the US goalie was the most embarrassing possible

What about the goalie? Yeah, I mean he... that was the most embarrassing goal that I've ever seen. Possible.

The USMNT is the 'James Franklin Penn State' of soccer

People were making very mean jokes online that we were James Franklin, Penn State. And it is actually perfectly appropriate because if you look at who we played, we beat the teams we're supposed to beat... and then we absolutely got ass fucked by the team that was better than us in Belgium. We are not who we thought we were.

We just suck at soccer as a country and that's okay

My take is we suck at soccer and that's okay. Like, I don't care that we suck at soccer anymore. I'm going to root for the US team. I'm gonna get excited when we're in a World Cup. I'm gonna get hyped up and it's gonna be fun to watch. And then I'm gonna be reminded that we suck at soccer and that it's just gonna be like, okay, yeah, that's okay.