The Washington Commanders' win over the Ravens was the biggest win in preseason history

The Washington Commanders have had the biggest win in Preseason history. We did it... some people were being haters saying like, oh, that you guys are acting like you won the Super Bowl... This was not just a Preseason game for the Commanders. This was a release.

You don't become a billionaire without being at least a little bit weird

It was a cringey weird moment by a billionaire who I believe that all billionaires are weird. That you don't get to a billionaire without being a little weird.

Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Jalen Hurts, Trevor Lawrence, and Justin Herbert are the actual top 5 QBs in the NFL

We should start taking PA—top five quarterbacks in the league right now. Sam Howell, Josh Allen—Sam Howell, no. Josh Allen. Josh Allen, Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow, Jalen Hurts, Trevor Lawrence, Justin Herbert, Justin Herbert. That's our five.

I will never learn my lesson and will continue to believe in the Houston Cougars for the next four years

If you think this is going to deter me from believing in the Houston Cougars for the next four years, you are sadly mistaken. I will never learn my lesson when it comes to this team.

I'm glad I missed Peyton Manning's birthday because he has enough people sucking his dick

I'm glad I missed Peyton Manning's birthday by the way. Fuck, fuck that guy. He's got enough people to suck his dick and wish him a happy birthday. Awful announcing quote that. I hope I do it again next year.

Nate Oats would not be a great fit at UNC

I don't think he'd be a great fit there. Would people be talking about Nate Oats as much for this job if he didn't wear those jackets? They feel like Carolina jackets. It feels like he's been accepting people into anticipating him being the next UNC coach for a while.