A $5,000 ticket to Game 4 of the Knicks-Spurs Finals was actually a bargain

The $5,000 get in price was actually a bargain if you went to that game and you're a Knicks fan because what you got was probably the best night of, of your life... sports will not get any better than that, than if you paid five grand to go to Madison Square Garden last night.

No lead is too big against the Knicks

There's no lead that's too big... against The Knicks. It's not like a fluke. It's, this is what this Knicks team is. They are a team that, that, that will step up in big moments and not give in.

OG Anunoby is a certified star in the NBA, not just a role player

[OG Anunoby] is a certified star. Not superstar. Not superstar, but Star. Star... He's so good. And he just, his motor is just, he just never stops every, he's always making the right basketball play.

The Sixers will reach out about trading for Anthony Davis

I do think that the Sixers will probably reach out and at least make a phone call about Anthony Davis.

A DUI in Wisconsin is essentially 'Fisher-Price: My First DUI'

So the OWI in Wisconsin is like Fisher-Price. My first DUI. You're just like, hey, you gotta, you gotta give us like 300 bucks and don't do it again. It's pretty much a boys will be boys.

The online discourse surrounding Caitlin Clark has completely destroyed people's brains

She's destroyed more brains in this country than cocaine. It's impossible to have any rational take online about Caitlin Clark anymore.