"The sign industrial complex is intentionally keeping Americans angry at each other" — PFT Commenter

Take Slip·Sep 25, 2017·Protest Power Rankings

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The sign industrial complex is intentionally keeping Americans angry at each other

This all points to the big sign industry. Posters, namely. Posters are having a record year because everyone's protesting everything. It's sticks and posters. It's the sign industrial complex that has a vested interest in keeping all of us angry at each other.

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This is a satirical take intended for comedy; it cannot be factually verified as a real conspiracy.

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Take Slip·Sep 25, 2017

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The NFL intentionally delivers its most entertaining games when its back is against the wall

Just so happens, the NFL had the most entertaining slate of games in years. Maybe a call? On the weekend where they perhaps needed it more than ever. Maybe [Commissioner] David Stern made the call.

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This is a subjective conspiracy theory about game entertainment levels being manipulated by the league office.

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Take Slip·Sep 25, 2017

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Big Cat

Joe Flacco is officially no longer elite and stinks

I think Flacco stinks. Are we now worried that Joe Flacco's eliteness is so far behind us that we will never remember that he was once elite?

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Flacco's 2017 season was poor (18 TDs, 13 INTs) and he was eventually replaced by Lamar Jackson. His 'elite' status never returned.

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Take Slip·Sep 25, 2017

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Big Cat

Ben Roethlisberger has the worst body in America

Is Big Ben hurt? Well, yes. So he's always in a constant state. His body is never good... Big Ben, as the crow flies, has probably the worst body in general of anyone in America. Name me anybody with a shittier body.