Victor Wembanyama needs to gain 60 pounds at Golden Corral to succeed next season

Mitchell Robinson on that free throw. It was just, just manhandling [Wembanyama]. Wemby's gonna come back next year. Hey Wemby, don't, don't go to a monastery. Maybe this obviously just go hang out at like a Golden Corral. Yeah. Put on like 60 pounds, because Mitchell Robinson just ate him up.

New York City should put a 200-foot Jalen Brunson jersey on the Statue of Liberty

I think, you know, there's all the, all the statue talk is going on right now. We're jumping to the statue. Do we want the Jalen Brunson statue? Do we want the entire starting five statue? Who do we want on the statue? My idea was New York should just make a giant Jalen Brunson jersey. Like I'm talking 200 feet. And put it on the Statue of Liberty. Hang it from her. And then replace the torch with the basketball.

Jalen Brunson is objectively a better New York Knick than Patrick Ewing because he won a title

[Rick Brunson saying Patrick Ewing is the best Nick] is not true. It's just objectively not true right now. 'cause Jalen Brunson won a title.

The 2026 MLB season will be the last season of baseball ever due to the impending lockout

This might be the last year of baseball of all time. Get ready to learn lockout baby. The Dodgers ruined baseball.

Taysom Hill will sign with the Denver Broncos before the end of the week.

When he did his goodbye to the Saints, immediately he was like, yeah, I know, I know one coach that's probably gonna give him a call. Sean Payton is absolutely in love with Taysom Hill, so yeah. I'm sure he'll be a Bronco before the week's over.

Kendrick Perkins is a 'really sharp guy' with incredibly well-reasoned NBA takes, as evidenced by ranking the Wizards top five in the East.

Kendrick Perkins. Big Perk back on TV doing his analyst thing. He's a really sharp guy. Very sharp guy... The one thing that you might say about Perk is he might have, you know, some bias where he will openly root for the Celtics. Sometimes he's like, shows him a little too much favor. So he dropped his top five list in the east... Number one in the east, 76ers... Number two in the east, the Knicks. Number three in the east, the Hawks. Number four in the east, the Heat. Number five in the east, your Washington Wizards.