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Travis Etienne

I would have played defensive back in college if I had understood the career longevity and financial rewards of the position compared to running back

If I knew what I knew now, I probably would've played a little defense. I know I could have been a great DB if I worked at it tirelessly... from a career aspect, a longevity standpoint, just the way they treat defenders the way they treat running backs... You could put all your life in, worked into a running back, and we really just starting to transition the position back to where it was.

A hypothetical 'what if' about his own career.

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