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The New York Knicks are currently the best team in the NBA

I don't think I've ever been able to say this. Knicks are the best team in the NBA.

The Knicks reached the Finals in this timeline, giving the claim strong current-moment validity.

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Kenny Atkinson's 'expected wins' quote is the biggest loser quote in professional sports history.

Kenny Atkinson, the coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers said after they were down 3-0 in the series that analytically they've won two of the games. If you look at the shot quality, if you look at the expected wins, they've won two of the games. Now, I don't want to be hyperbolic here, but I think that is the biggest loser quote that has ever been uttered in professional sports. I do not understand, find me a bigger loser quote than that.

Subjective opinion on the lameness of a coach's quote.
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May 26, 2026
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The New York Knicks have the best home court advantage in the entire NBA playoffs

They [Knicks] are so fucking good. And they have the best home court in the entire playoffs. And their fans, I don't know if they'll be able, I don't know if they'll go to OKC or San Antonio, but they take over every arena.

Subjective fan atmosphere metric.
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May 26, 2026
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The Oklahoma City Thunder are great for the NBA because they generate 'white-hot' hate from fans

I think though the white hot hate for the thunder, I think the thunder are awesome for the NBA. Because people hate 'em. I think they're great for the NBA. You want a team that everyone can galvanize behind and be like, we hate them.

Subjective opinion on marketing and league engagement.

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Freddy Peralta is deliberately pitching poorly to save his best stuff for his next contract

Gotta save it for his next team. I can't explain it. He fucking sucks. I imagine he's gonna save it when he gets paid.

Inherently subjective fan cope.
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Mitchell Robinson fits perfectly with the Celtics because he provides second and third chances on offense

I kind of figured he was going to go to the Celtics just because he does fit perfectly with how they play. Live by the three, die by the three. And if you die by the three, Mitchell Robinson gives you the opportunity to get second and third chances just nonstop.

Robinson's offensive rebounding is a statistical fact, making the fit claim a standard basketball take.
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Malik Beasley is guilty and will go to prison for sports betting

Hot Seat: Malik Beasley. He is guilty and going to prison for sports betting.

The outcome of Malik Beasley's betting situation has not been legally resolved or announced by the NBA.