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Unsubscribe Then Subscribe — That's The Motto
Unsubscribe, then subscribe, baby, that's the motto.
A foundational PMT philosophy. The logic is airtight: you can't subscribe unless you first unsubscribe.
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Barstool Sports Gets Billed For Travel
Barstool Sports gets billed for travel.
PMT's Grit Week was a company-funded road trip. Brazenly admitting expense fraud in a rap is an elite move.
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Use Your One Phone Call From Jail On Mike And Mike
It's getting locked up for getting hyped tonight and using your one call on Mike and Mike.
Using your one phone call to call into Mike & Mike instead of calling a lawyer is an objectively terrible decision and therefore peak grit.
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The Marlins Man Beef Is About Jealousy, Not The Troops
It's not about the troops, it's jealousy.
A perceptive media critique. Marlins Man wraps himself in the flag but the feud is really about who's the bigger baseball celebrity.
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PFT Commenter Drenches You In Rainy Rain Takes
He's in the trenches dude, so check your mentions fool. In rainy rain takes he drenches you.
PFT Commenter's rain takes were indeed prolific and unmatched in the sports media landscape.