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#PMT-2017-1113-2235
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If a singer sucks at an open mic in Texas, you're supposed to tackle them

I found out that it was at an open mic [the Josh Beckett incident]... I feel like at an open mic in Texas if the guy sucks you're kind of you're supposed to tackle him. Yeah that's true he just was like a deputized bouncer.

Tackling performers is illegal and not a standard social practice in Texas.
Void
#PMT-2016-1116-8031
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LeBron's 'crime syndicate' is the reason for Tristan Thompson's breakup

LeBron's posse. Yeah, it is. It really is. It actually is... It's LeBron's leadership because people on the team were calling him Tris Kardashian, and you can't have that sort of fraction in the locker room.

The idea that LeBron James personally orchestrated a breakup as part of a 'crime syndicate' is satirical comedy.