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Raiders Luke Willson, Hard Knocks Episode 4 + Mt Rushmore Of Toughest Pills To Swallow
Hard Knocks episode 4 recap. Jon Gruden winning is contagious. Derek Carr is an awkward knock off Andy Bernard and Nathan Peterman's redemption. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne, Big Cat went to the dentist and PFT has a new backup QB that he loves. (-) The Mt Rushmore of toughest pills to swallow in life and it got depressing. (-) Raiders Tight End Luke Willson joins the show to talk about training camp, the hard knocks cameras following him around, playing in Canada on an 80 yard field, and his plan if he gets cut live on TV. Plus bonus story from our interview with him 2 years ago talking about the Seahawks locker room after the Malcom Butler interception in the Super Bowl. (-) Segments include uhh ya think Gronk is selling CBD, (-) thoughts and prayers to Big Ben,(-) PMT Sports Biz,(-) Talking Tennis,(-) and Guys on Chicks with special raspy voiced Bubba reading.(-)
Recap
Big CatJohn Gruden will move on from Derek Carr in a year
Derek Carr, you're a weirdo, dude. Chill out. Dude, you're going to play for a year, and then John Gruden's going to move on.
PFT CommenterNathan Peterman might take Derek Carr's job by the end of the year
Nathan Peterman, I'm going to say it right now, he might take Derek Carr's job by the end of the year... In at least one game, John Gruden will just get pissed off at Derek Carr.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
PFT CommenterKyle Sloter should start for the Vikings over Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins needs to be benched. Kyle Sloter needs to start the season for the Vikings... This guy's the best fucking player in the history of any league's preseason of all time... If he gets cut, there should be 31 hungry teams chomping at the bit to pick up Sloter.
PFT CommenterChick-fil-A would beat Popeyes if they released an extra spicy chicken sandwich
Develop an extra spicy chicken sandwich. If you go to market with extra spicy, that'll take all the buzz off Popeyes.
Big CatThe Cubs didn't need Bryce Harper because they need professional hitters like Nicholas Castellanos
Bryce Harper would be a very redundant talent to what the Cubs have right now, and the Cubs need professional hitters, not more guys who hit home runs and strikeouts... I wish they had more [Nicholas] Castellanos, not more Harpers.
Mount Rushmore
Big CatWisconsin will never win a national title in football or basketball
Personal one, Wisconsin will never win a national title in football or basketball... I accepted it when Coach K paid off the refs at halftime [in 2015], but that was the moment. It will never happen.
PFT CommenterShort people take over the world for moments and then are infamous for the rest of history
Short people take over the world. For moments. And then are infamous for the rest of history... Tall people run the world day to day. But ironically, they have to be looking over their shoulder.
PFT CommenterClimate change will cause the earth to fry in the next 100 years
Climate change is real and the earth is basically going to fry in the next hundred years... Or less. For sure going to happen.
Interview
Luke WillsonNathan Peterman is a rejuvenated and reinvented quarterback
I think that Nathan Peterman, whether it's here or somewhere else this year, if he gets in, I think he's a rejuvenated, reinvented QB, man. This guy, I've been very impressed by Nate so far.
Uhhh Ya Think
Big CatRob Gronkowski will return to the NFL to play in the December and January games
I would say he [Gronkowski] probably will be back because he'll do the thing where he can basically play the important games in December and January and have fun and not have to deal with all the bullshit.
