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PFT Commenter'Eating your way out of town' is an underused and effective move for a player to force a trade
I choice not to look at any more angles of James Harden pictures... I choose to believe that James Harden is fat and I say more power to him. The eating your way out of town is the move that it's underused. And if all else fails and you want it to be traded, just put on a shitload of weight until people are embarrassed of you. And then guess what? You can always lose the weight.
HankBol Bol will get injured this season because he is way too tall
My sit-em is Bol Bol. This guy is way too fucking tall. There's no way he makes it this whole season without getting hurt... he wears short shorts, so it makes him look even taller.
Liam (Bubba)Josh Allen is my sleeper of the week and will 'take flight' against the Vikings
My sleeper is Josh Allen. Against the Vikings, D. Everybody's talking about him. People forget they tied. They didn't win. They didn't lose. They don't know what the fuck is going on this week. That rocket arm about to take flight.
Big CatAJ Green will have a massive game against the Titans after putting Jalen Ramsey in a sleeper hold
I got my sleeper. It's AJ Green. He put Jalen Ramsey in a sleeper, and he's going to come back with a performance this week against the Tennessee Titans. Rock and Refuel. They can't play defense. Start AJ Green.
Big CatBig Ben will have a big game against the Chiefs because he's too dumb to realize he stinks
Big Ben is too dumb to realize he stinks now. That's why he's going to come out. He's going to throw all over the field. Big Ben, he's fatter than Andy Reid now. That's a win for Big Ben.
PFT CommenterSit Michael Crabtree in fantasy this week because EJ Manuel cannot be trusted
My sit-em is Michael Crabtree. I don't trust EJ Manuel as far as he could throw me.