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PFT Commenter
#PMT-2019-1004-11113
PFT CommenterTime was invented by women to make men feel bad about their performance in bed
Time was just invented by women to make you think that you don't last long enough at sex.
Time is a physical dimension of the universe, not a social construct for bedroom shaming.
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#PMT-2019-1004-11117
PFT CommenterIt is selfish to live past 100 years old
Once the clock strikes 100, at that point, you should just let go. You're being selfish if you live past 100. Yeah, you're kind of trying to show everyone up.
The value of human life is not capped at 100 years by any consensus moral or biological standard.
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Big Cat
#PMT-2018-0409-11552
Big CatRocks are squishy until someone touches them
What if rocks are squishy until someone touches it? ... Whoa. It took you a second but now whoa that's crazy that's like they're all just a bunch of squishy starfish and then you touch it and it's hard it gets real hard.
Geologically, rocks are solid matter and do not change state based on human touch. This is scientifically incorrect.