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Kris Bryant + Marlins Man
It's finally Tax Day but we all filed for extensions so we're gucci . The Caps stink again but what else is new ( -). We do our knee jerk reactions to Game 1 in the NBA Playoffs ( - ). Who's Back of the Week including a call to Marlins Man who has some breaking news on Derek Jeter's fraudulent filings and Coachella has us triggered again ( - ). NL MVP and Cubs 3B Kris Bryant joins us to talk about playing in Chicago, how much he wants Bryce Harper on the Cubs, being perfect at life, and how much he wants Bryce Harper on the Cubs ( - ). Segments include Way to stay relevant Baseball GIFS, Put one in her earhole for the little league coach that tried to bean an 11 year old girl, Our Bad we broke up John Cena's marriage, Embrace Debate is Gregg Popovich a dickhead, and "Whoa".
Recap
PFT Commenter2-0 is the most dangerous lead in hockey
2-0 is the most dangerous lead in hockey, and the Blue Jackets have a 2-0 lead. They stink. I'm okay with that.
PFT CommenterThe Cavaliers are absolutely done after their Game 1 loss
The Cavaliers are done. Done. Absolutely done. They looked like shit today. LeBron James, I think he's over the hill.
Big CatLeBron James lost Game 1 on purpose to pad his all-time stats
LeBron actually lost this game on purpose so he can pad his all-time playoff stats.
PFT CommenterLeBron James needs to get back on social media to play well
I think Zero Dark 23 is actually bad for LeBron because he's such a millennial. He needs to be hooked up to his endorphin stream that comes from his Instagram account and his tweets. He needs to get back on social media.
PFT CommenterThe Celtics are the most likable team in the NBA playoffs
I think that the Celtics are the most likable team in the NBA playoffs right now.
PFT CommenterLeBron James will not go to the Sixers if they win the title this year
The Sixers don't want to win this year... if the Sixers win this year, then there's no chance LeBron goes to Philly. LeBron James is many things now, but he's not a ring chaser.
HankMLB is making the stitches on baseballs bigger to create better GIFs
This year they're just making the stitches a little bigger, make more movement, better gifs, more social traction... When the pitches are going like four feet across the plate straight up, it's a little suspicious.
Big CatJohn Cena broke off his engagement because of the PMT studio
He came into this studio. He saw what a chick looks like with four nipples. He saw the size and depth of my belly button. And boom, now his future wife's sex with his future wife is not as sweet. We clearly broke him up.
Who Is Back
Marlins ManDerek Jeter will not last five years as Marlins owner
I'm being told by some other people I know in baseball... We don't think Jeter lasts the five years. We think that the owners and investors have a pressure on him.
PFT CommenterRussell Westbrook is LeBron James's motivation for getting triple-doubles
Skip Bayless is basically saying that LeBron James just started to get triple doubles because he saw all the attention that the media was paying to Westbrook, and not because he's really good at basketball or anything.
Interview
Kris BryantBen Simmons is a rookie
He didn't play one game [his first year]? Then he's a rookie. I mean, you didn't do anything on the court to gain any experience or stuff. I think he's a rookie.
Kris BryantI would love to have Bryce Harper on the Cubs
I would love to have Bryce on our team. Who wouldn't? He's great.
Embrace Debate
PFT CommenterGregg Popovich is an enormous dickhead
I think Greg Popovich is a... Enormous dickhead... He's gotten so much positive reinforcement for being an asshole that now he's just like, it's good if I'm an asshole.