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Big CatJohn Cena broke off his engagement because of the PMT studio
He came into this studio. He saw what a chick looks like with four nipples. He saw the size and depth of my belly button. And boom, now his future wife's sex with his future wife is not as sweet. We clearly broke him up.
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PFT Commenter2-0 is the most dangerous lead in hockey
2-0 is the most dangerous lead in hockey, and the Blue Jackets have a 2-0 lead. They stink. I'm okay with that.
PFT CommenterThe Cavaliers are absolutely done after their Game 1 loss
The Cavaliers are done. Done. Absolutely done. They looked like shit today. LeBron James, I think he's over the hill.
Big CatLeBron James lost Game 1 on purpose to pad his all-time stats
LeBron actually lost this game on purpose so he can pad his all-time playoff stats.
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View profileBig CatPigeons are the smartest birds because they live off human trash
Pigeons might be the smartest bird. There is one... they've essentially just over the years been like, Hey, you know where we should live? Right where the people leave their trash. We don't have to hunt for anything. We don't have to go fucking diving for worms and fish... Some guy's going to eat a calzone and not finish it and we're gonna finish it. So pigeons might be the smartest bird.
Big CatBarry Bonds could still play in the MLB and take a million walks because of fear
I think of that with Barry Bonds for sure. Barry Bonds I like He could just, he, he could show up and just be awesome and, and take like a million walks. 'cause people would fear him.
Big CatAmerican air conditioning is the equivalent of 'Hunter Biden crack' for European visitors
I would imagine air conditioning for Europeans hits like crack. Like the best crack of all. Oh, hunter Biden crack. Yeah. That's like when we go over to, to Spain and we see a nude beach. Like that's, that, that feeling that we get over there is their feeling when they're walking into one of our buildings over here.