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French Montana, Alex Bregman, TNF + Week 5 Preview And Picks

Friday, October 4, 201921 takes

The 12th man is officially back in Seattle. We recap a great Thursday Night Football Game and talk about the MLB Playoffs. (-) Week 5 NFL preview with picks, Big Cat's CANT LOSE ML Parlay (That lost last week), and games we're excited for.(-) Fantasy Fuccbois. (-) Rapper French Montana joins the show to talk about making it in the music world, getting shot in the head, and his favorite sports. (-) Houston Astros Alex Bregman joins the show to talk about playoff baseball, the weirdest baseball quirks, and what the pressure is like for this year's Astros. (-) Segments include Fyre Fest of the week,(-) PR 101 for Louisville,(-) Bad Visual for the Ravens (-) and Whoas (-)

French Montana and Alex Bregman on NFL Picks, Playoff Baseball, and Exotic Pets

The 12th man is officially back in Seattle after a thrilling Thursday Night Football showdown. Big Cat and PFT break down the Rams' one-point loss, and while most people are complaining about the refs, PFT has a different theory on why the Rams' offense looked mortal for the second week in a row.

Win
Oct 4, 2019
#11096
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bill Belichick broke Sean McVay's brain and provided the blueprint for the rest of the NFL

I think the correct way to approach this narrative is, did Bill Belichick break Sean McVay's brain? The books, right now, there's a blueprint out there. This is Copycat League, okay? ... The defenses have caught up to Sean McVay's brain.

The Rams offense fell from 2nd in points in 2018 to 11th in 2019, and they missed the playoffs entirely that season, suggesting teams had indeed found ways to slow them down.

The conversation shifted quickly to the booth, where Troy Aikman’s pronunciation of Jared Goff—or "Golf"—raised some eyebrows. PFT is convinced that the years of hits have finally caught up to the legendary quarterback.

Void
Oct 4, 2019
#24370
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Troy Aikman is permanently concussed

He's concussed. He's concussed permanently. When he talks about Jared Goff, he calls him Jared Goff [Goff as in Golf]. I kind of like it. All the time.

This is a comedic insult and clinical diagnosis from a non-medical professional; it cannot be factually verified.

Postseason baseball is in the air, and Big Cat is already bracing himself for the inevitable heartbreak that comes with October. Between the Dodgers looking like an unstoppable force and the Cardinals' habit of winning games they have no business being in, the vibes are high and low at the same time.

Loss
Oct 4, 2019
#24372
Big CatBig Cat

The Dodgers are an absolute wagon

The Dodgers are a wagon. We knew they were a wagon.

The Dodgers were upset by the Nationals in the NLDS Game 5 just days after this recording.
Push
Oct 4, 2019
#11098
Big CatBig Cat

The St. Louis Cardinals are going to win games in 'stupid ways' all through October

I have a bad feeling that the fucking Cardinals are just going to do this shit all October long. ... And just do it in stupid ways and just like come back. I know. I've seen this before.

The Cardinals did win the NLDS in dramatic fashion (including a 10-run first inning in Game 5) but were swept by the Nationals in the NLCS.

Despite the Cubs missing the dance, Big Cat isn't ready to call it a wrap on the current core in Chicago just yet.

Loss
Oct 4, 2019
#11099
Big CatBig Cat

The Chicago Cubs' championship window is still open

The window's open. As long as Javi Baez and Kris Bryant are on the team and Anthony Rizzo, the window's open.

The core of Baez, Bryant, and Rizzo was traded away in 2021, and the Cubs failed to reach another World Series or even win another playoff game after this take.

Week 5 is a massive slate, and Big Cat is back with a Moneyline Parlay that he insists is a total lock despite last week's disaster.

Loss
Oct 4, 2019·Picks
#11101
Big CatBig Cat

My 'Can't Lose' Parlay for Week 5 is the Bears, Eagles, Patriots, and Chiefs

The Can't Lose Parlay of the week. It cannot lose. Drumroll. The Bears, Khalil Mack, revenge game. Philly, they're not losing to the Jets. The Patriots, they're not losing to the Redskins. And then you get to just sit back and enjoy the Sunday night football game and have the Chiefs.

The parlay lost. While the Eagles and Patriots won, the Bears lost to the Raiders and the Chiefs lost to the Colts on Sunday Night Football.

In the AFC, a matchup between the Bills and Titans might seem like a mid-tier game to the casual fan, but Big Cat sees it as a massive pivot point for the playoff picture. Meanwhile, PFT is keeping a close eye on the disaster in Washington, suggesting Jay Gruden might be playing some 4D chess with his rookie quarterback.

Push
Oct 4, 2019·Picks
#24369
Big CatBig Cat

The Bills-Titans game will eventually decide who gets a wildcard spot in the AFC

Bill's Titans is my loser leaves town game because... whoever wins this game is going to have the tiebreaker. And I think this could be the game that eventually decides who gets that wildcard spot.

Both teams actually ended up making the playoffs (Bills 10-6, Titans 9-7), so the game didn't function as a true 'loser leaves town' or single-spot decider.
Void
Oct 4, 2019·Picks
#24367
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jay Gruden played Dwayne Haskins early just to prove to the front office that he wasn't ready

I actually think it was [Jay Gruden] saying fuck you to Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen who want him to play Dwayne Haskins. He put Dwayne Haskins in knowing he was going to fuck up just to be like, see, I told you he wasn't ready.

While speculative, Haskins' poor performance in relief against the Giants (3 INTs) and Gruden's subsequent firing suggest a dysfunctional relationship, though intentional sabotage is unprovable.

Rapper French Montana joined the show for one of the most eclectic interviews in PMT history. After getting chicken delivered mid-recording, he opened up about the realities of the music industry and his collection of exotic animals, including a monkey named Julius Caesar. He offered a veteran perspective on what it actually takes to make it in the rap game.

Void
Oct 4, 2019
#11105
French MontanaFrench Montana

Rapping is only 20% of being successful in the music industry

I think personally, rapping is like 20% of it. And it doesn't mean that you don't have the 100% potential and experience and lyrics and, you know, do what you do. But I feel like people forget about the business side.

This is a subjective business philosophy from a successful artist.

Houston Astros superstar Alex Bregman also stopped by to discuss the pressure of being World Series favorites. Before getting into the grind of the MLB playoffs, the LSU alum gave his thoughts on the current Tigers squad and Joe Burrow’s chances against Alabama.

Win
Oct 4, 2019
#11107
Alex BregmanAlex Bregman

LSU might put up 50 points against Alabama in Tuscaloosa this year

We got a quarterback [Joe Burrow] for the first time in a while. We might put up 50 points against Bama in Tuscaloosa. ... Hey, if we pass the 50-yard line, we're putting up 50.

LSU won 46-41 in Tuscaloosa on November 9, 2019. While they didn't quite hit 50, scoring 46 on Alabama was nearly unheard of and essentially validated Bregman's bold stance.

Bregman also addressed his reputation as a social media firebrand, claiming he's turning over a new leaf for the postseason push.

Push
Oct 4, 2019
#11109
Alex BregmanAlex Bregman

I'm staying off social media to avoid cause trouble and responding to chirps

I decided this year, you know what, I'm not going to cause that much trouble on social media. ... I won't be responding [to Trevor Bauer] anymore.

Bregman did mostly stay quiet until the scandal broke in November 2019, at which point he became the center of a massive social media storm regardless of his own posting habits.
Loss
Oct 4, 2019
#24373
Alex BregmanAlex Bregman

The Houston Astros are the best team in the world

We think pressure is a privilege, and we want to go out there and prove to the world that they're right and that we are the best team in the world.

The Astros lost the World Series in seven games to the Washington Nationals, failing to prove they were 'the best' that season.

To wrap things up, the crew got into a heated Fyre Fest of the Week. Hank is currently addicted to the high of moneyline underdogs, a strategy that Big Cat and PFT fear will lead to a ruinous Sunday. Big Cat also took aim at the Cincinnati Bearcats for a social media prank involving a black field that he was far too excited to see in real life.

Void
Oct 4, 2019·Fyre Fest
#24375
Big CatBig Cat

The Cincinnati Bearcats' black field prank was a terrible joke

Cincinnati...dying their field black for Friday night's game. I've never been more excited to bet on a team. Turns out they were just kind of like joking... that's not a good joke. Getting everyone excited about it. That's a terrible joke. I was so pumped to watch Cincinnati on an all-black field.

This is Big Cat's opinion on the quality of a social media stunt.
Loss
Oct 4, 2019·Fyre Fest
#11110
HankHank

Betting every single moneyline underdog is a winning strategy

I love 11 Moneyline underdogs. ... It worked out really well for me last week, and I'm very concerned because I know it's probably not going to work out as well. ... I've convinced so many people in the office that it's a winning strategy.

Betting 11 random NFL moneyline underdogs in a single week is statistically likely to result in a loss unless there is massive parity, which rarely hits at that scale.

If you're at the stadium this Sunday, just remember to keep your receiver gloves on and your head on a swivel.

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More Takes

Win
Oct 4, 2019
#24368
Big CatBig Cat

The Green Bay Packers' run defense is a major red flag

If you look at the Packers defense... it has regressed run defense wise every single week. That's hard to do to get worse every single week. So their run defense is a major red flag.

The Packers finished the 2019 season ranked 23rd in rushing yards allowed and were famously gashed for 285 rushing yards by the 49ers in the playoffs.
Push
Oct 4, 2019·Picks
#24371
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Teddy Bridgewater can't throw the ball more than 10 yards down the field

I don't think Teddy Bridgewater can throw the ball more than 10 yards down the field. So I like that under.

While Bridgewater was conservative in 2019, he did complete passes longer than 10 yards, though his average intended air yards were among the lowest in the league.
Loss
Oct 4, 2019·Picks
#11103
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Ravens are severely overrated

I do think the Ravens are severely overrated. ... They've done a major comeback to earth for the last couple weeks.

The Ravens went on to win 12 straight games after this take, finishing 14-2. Lamar Jackson won MVP unanimously. They were definitively not overrated in the regular season, though they did lose their first playoff game.
Void
Oct 4, 2019·Picks
#24374
HankHank

Roger Federer is the GOAT of tennis

Federer is a goat. We better not be talking about Novak.

GOAT status is subjective, though Djokovic has since surpassed Federer in nearly all major statistical categories, including Grand Slam titles.
Loss
Oct 4, 2019·Whoas
#11113
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Time was invented by women to make men feel bad about their performance in bed

Time was just invented by women to make you think that you don't last long enough at sex.

Hot TakeLifeScorchingSarcastic
Time is a physical dimension of the universe, not a social construct for bedroom shaming.
Void
Oct 4, 2019·Whoas
#11115
Big CatBig Cat

You have to be at least 80 years old to officially die of 'old age'

I would say you have to be over 80 to die of old age. ... Once you pass 80, you can't expect anyone to be sad about your death. That actually is the nice zone.

Inherently subjective criteria for what constitutes a 'sad' death or 'old age.'
Loss
Oct 4, 2019·Whoas
#11117
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It is selfish to live past 100 years old

Once the clock strikes 100, at that point, you should just let go. You're being selfish if you live past 100. Yeah, you're kind of trying to show everyone up.

Hot TakeLifeFireSarcastic
The value of human life is not capped at 100 years by any consensus moral or biological standard.

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