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PFT CommenterThrowing a no-hitter on LSD is the most impressive athletic feat of all time
He should try doing it on LSD like Doc Ellis did. If you want to talk about the most impressive athletic feats of all time, I'd say throwing a no-hitter on LSD is probably number one and number two.
PFT CommenterTrevor Bauer is the smartest man in baseball, according to Trevor Bauer
The thesis that you can give after reading this is Trevor Bauer is the smartest man in baseball, according to Trevor Bauer. [Big Cat]: Jesus Christ. What a fucking wacko.
PFT CommenterCoach K is using bizarre 'freshman roommate' pitches to recruit Zion Williamson
Coach K. He also said, this is a weird move by Coach K. He's telling Zion Williamson, at a school like Duke, it's tough to get in. So he said, you never know who you could be living with. You might be on the hall with a person who will be the president one day or a brain surgeon... Why not just be like, hey, Zion, come to Duke and then you'll go to the draft and be a millionaire.
Big CatJim Harbaugh's enthusiasm for his own colonoscopy makes him a 'basic bitch'
Jim Harbaugh, who yesterday tweeted, 'attacking this day with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind before my 1:30 p.m. colonoscopy.' I also like it because he's kind of a basic bitch. He has like a black and white picture of him smiling in the middle of a street in Ann Arbor. Like, 'hey, I'm about to go get my butthole fingered.'
PFT CommenterRussell Wilson acts like a seventh grader who is in love for the first time
This is the behavior of a seventh grader who's in love for the first time... I just don't understand why you have to tell the world constantly that you love your wife.
PFT CommenterRichie Incognito is the kind of guy you want on your side when the chips are down
He is that dude that you want on your side when the chips are down. Yeah. He's that dude. He really is.
Big CatMike Greenberg's belief that ties are more satisfying than overtime is the worst opinion ever
Mike Greenberg's dumb rules... I dislike overtime and college football so much that I genuinely believe ending in a tie is not only more just, it is more satisfying too. That has to be the worst opinion of all time.