PMT DB
Denny Hamlin And Michael Jordan
Manny Machado is the first domino to fall (there's only 2 dominos) ( - ). Antonio Brown has convinced the world that he's a free agent ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Ethan Happ's incredible streak and John Wayne is cancelled ( - ). 2X Daytona 500 Champion Denny Hamlin joins the show to talk about Sunday's victory, big crashes, and calls Michael Jordan the GOAT ( - ). Segments include bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, thoughts and prayers to AAF, just stop tweeting Kirk Cousins, drunk/high idea, and guys on chicks.
Recap
PFT CommenterManny Machado is effectively early retiring by signing with the San Diego Padres
This is basically a — he almost is early retiring. He's quitting. It's a great situation for him because they're not going to win shit, and he doesn't really care about winning shit. He's going to be able to stomp on all the feet that he wants out there. He's going to be able to dog infield ground balls.
PFT CommenterAntonio Brown will sign a four-year, $79 million guaranteed contract with the Redskins
It's going to be the Redskins. So here's what's going to happen. He's going to join the Redskins. They're going to pay, I'll say, four years, $79 million guaranteed. And he'll play for two, well, one and a half. And then he'll just sit out the rest of the year.
Big CatDick Vitale is losing his edge as a college basketball commentator
I'm a big Dickie V fan. I'm okay that they took him off the [Duke vs. UNC] game. I think they did it a little early, but I will give a little bit of a hat tip to whoever decided it... I listened to Dickie V on Saturday and it's fading on us, boys. I don't want to say it, but he's kind of losing it.
Thoughts And Prayers
Big CatBe wary of any new league that promises more football
As much as we love football, we did warn you. We warned you after the first weekend that as much as we love seeing extra football... We've been hurt before. The XFL did not last very long. Whenever someone promises you more football, just be wary.
Just Chill Out Man
PFT CommenterTrevor Bauer is the smartest man in baseball, according to Trevor Bauer
The thesis that you can give after reading this is Trevor Bauer is the smartest man in baseball, according to Trevor Bauer. [Big Cat]: Jesus Christ. What a fucking wacko.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
PFT CommenterJames Dolan will eventually find a way to ruin a Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant pairing
You know what I'm really excited for? To see how James Dolan can fuck up Kyrie Irving and KD together. Yeah, that's never going to work.
Interview
Denny HamlinThe further south you drive, the worse the drivers get
The thing about people that drive in traffic regularly like in New York, they at least know how to merge. Like you go to — I think it's the further south you go, the worse the drivers are.
Michael JordanDenny Hamlin will win at least five NASCAR races in 2019
Hey, man, I'm proud of you, man. We bounced back after a tough year last year and started off right, so I expect at least five wins. [Hamlin]: That's the number for me. I put out there five and a half was the over-under.
Denny HamlinFights are good for NASCAR and the league secretly loves them
Is it good for the sport? Absolutely. They secretly are high-fiving. You know, you don't want anyone to get hurt. They'll put out there that, you know, we don't like it. No way. It's like Dana White. They love it. Gets eyeballs.