Takes

Bonobos are the goats of apes because they have sex to solve all their problems

Bonobos are the goats of apes... These guys have governments made up on sex... Instead of like a group of bonobos meeting another group of bonobos, they don't fight, they just make love. They share 98.7% of our DNA.

The Beserker Blood Cult will make us more efficient drinkers by donating blood

The idea is we show like this is where called does it's called the Berserker blood cult... on Friday, we donate blood platelets or blood and then we like just become blood making machines... you buy alcohol and you can buy less alcohol because your blood levels are lower so your BAC gets higher so it's economical.