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You have to be at least 80 years old to officially die of 'old age'

I would say you have to be over 80 to die of old age. ... Once you pass 80, you can't expect anyone to be sad about your death. That actually is the nice zone.

Inherently subjective criteria for what constitutes a 'sad' death or 'old age.'
Win
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Grizzlies' ceiling is giving a team a tough series in the second round

The Grizzlies are always going to be rebuilding. That's kind of what they're up to. I feel like the ceiling on the Grizz is giving a team a tough series in the second round.

The Grizzlies have historically struggled to advance past the second round, only reaching the WCF once in 2013.
Loss
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Foot injuries are not serious and everyone will think you're a pussy if you complain

Nobody likes it when somebody milks an ankle or a foot injury, okay? It's not that serious. If you got bit by a dog, it'd be a different story. Foot injuries are not serious. If you complain about them, everyone's just going to take your big push.

OpinionLifeHotSarcastic
Comedic medical advice; clearly a broken ankle from a car accident is a serious injury.
Loss
Big CatBig Cat

Rocks are squishy until someone touches them

What if rocks are squishy until someone touches it? ... Whoa. It took you a second but now whoa that's crazy that's like they're all just a bunch of squishy starfish and then you touch it and it's hard. It gets real hard.

OpinionLifeScorchingSarcastic
Literally incorrect according to the laws of physics, but the take is meant to be unfalsifiable nonsense.
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Going to sleep is like a bed being a phone charger and humans being iPhones.

Juju Smith-Schuster, he tweeted this out... Y'all ever realize when we go to sleep, it's like the bed is the phone charger and we're iPhones?

It's a metaphor, not a literal fact claim.

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