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Bills Tackle Marshall Newhouse + Paul Bissonnette reads roasts
The Browns got Hard Knocks and we're so damn ready ( - ). NBA Playoffs and is Steph hurt again ( - ). We're not worried about the Caps, not even a little bit, not one iota ( - ). Grit Week preview and is Bubba's broken foot annoying for the rest of us ( - ). Bills Offensive Lineman Marshall Newhouse joins the show to talk about signing with the Bills, his famous fumble, and how the locker room will receive Josh Allen ( - ). Segments include thoughts and prayers to the CHL player that is addicted to video games, Sabermetrics the Cowboys O-Line coach judges his players on how they get ketchup out of a ketchup bottle, Hmmmm Boogie Cousins and we break news about where Lebron James will not sign in Free Agency. And we finish the week with listener roasts read by our friend Paul Bissonnette
Recap
PFT CommenterTodd Haley and Baker Mayfield on Hard Knocks will be incredible television
Todd Haley dealing with Baker Mayfield, that's going to be incredible. There's definitely going to be a scene where Todd Haley's walking Baker through the playbook, and he's like, okay, so here's our basic formation. He clicks the slide. Oh, that's a picture of my wife's tits. Sorry, I don't know how that got in there.
PFT CommenterSteph Curry is definitely hurt because he's incapable of having a bad game otherwise
Oh, he's definitely hurt. Because there's no way that Steph Curry could have a bad game. No, this is Steph Curry we're talking about. He doesn't play bad. If he plays bad, it's because he's got a messed up MCL or an ankle injury.
PFT CommenterThe Cavaliers will blowout the Celtics in Game 3
It's going to be a blowout in Cleveland. Yeah, by the Cavs. [Confident?] Yes.
HankI am not worried about the Washington Capitals despite the series being tied
Listen. We just wanted to say, as a team. It's our year. We're not worried. So the Capitals lost... But we didn't win. We didn't win, but we're the better team. Not worried.
PFT CommenterThe CHL Fortnite addiction story is a hoax created by an old-school GM
I'm a little bit woke on this... I'm a little bit woke that some grumpy Canadian GM was like, all these kids are playing their video games all the time, so we're going to make up a scare and make up a player and say that he's not going to make it.
Big CatA person can be judged by how they get ketchup out of a Heinz bottle
Basically, [Paul Alexander] decides that a player can be judged by how they get the ketchup out of their Heinz 57 ketchup bottle... 'When I see a large football player turn a bottle of ketchup upside down and pound at its heel with tremendous force yet with limited success, I immediately make the mental note he must either play defensive line or if he plays offensive line, he can't play for me.'
PFT CommenterLeBron James will not sign with the Utah Jazz in free agency
You heard it here first, on Pardon My Take, we are officially reporting LeBron James will not be signing with the Utah Jazz. Not enough wine out there.
Interview
Marshall NewhouseJosh Allen can throw a football 92 yards
He can throw the ball 92 yards. 92s, exactly.
PFT CommenterLeSean McCoy is the best cold-weather running back in the world
You do have the best cold-weather running back in the world on your team. LeSean McCoy, for some reason, when you put him in the snow, he gets better traction.
Marshall NewhouseI plan to play three more seasons in the NFL
I'm aiming for like three [more years]. That'll put me at 12 and i think that's you know that's a good [career].