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Brian Scalabrine And The Mt Rushmore Of Places To Sit

Friday, June 29, 201811 takes

Lebron is probably going to LA and also wants Kawhi, Paul George, and Kevin Durant to join him ( - ). Stephen A Smith's hair is actually making him more trustworthy ( - ). World Cup talk and Senegal was eliminated by the dumbest rule in sports ( - ). Mt Rushmore of places to sit in or on ( - ). Former NBA All Star Brian Scalabrine joins the show to talk about how he survived in the league, working with the Big 3, who the best trash talker was, and where Lebron may go ( - ). Segments include Bad Visual for the Mexican TV analysts, Tim Tebow Update, the new segment should Big Cat race Rovell, and Jimbos of the week.

Recap

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Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Stephen A. Smith's receding hairline makes him a better journalist

Stephen A., his hair has been receding into that cul-de-sac that he has for the last five years. It becomes like a satellite dish of hair. So he's able to hear these whispers at a pace that you or I can't, that mere mortals can't.

This is a satirical claim about anatomy and journalism that cannot be factually verified.
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Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018
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Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James will sign with the Lakers

LeBron's going to sign with the Lakers. Paul George is going to stay in Oklahoma. No, I think playoff P is going to L.A.

LeBron James signed with the Lakers on July 1, 2018, just two days after this episode aired.
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Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018
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Big CatBig Cat

FIFA should use 'retroactive penalty kicks' to settle group stage ties

Anytime a tie happens in group stage, they should just do a PK that they can save for later. It's like, this doesn't count now, but if you guys end up tying everything else, it then counts.

This is a rule proposal and purely subjective.
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Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Mets should call up Tim Tebow immediately

Come on, Mets, just bring Tebow up this year. You're not going to do anything else... Tebow Tuesdays. I like it. With the Mets.

The Mets never called Tebow up to the major leagues before he retired from baseball in 2021.
Win
Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018
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Big CatBig Cat

I will never race Darren Rovell in a marathon

Darren Rovell has challenged me to a marathon. It is the dumbest challenge ever... You could triple dog, quadruple dog, infinity dog dare me to run a marathon, and I'll just sit there and be like, no, because it looks awful.

Big Cat has famously never run a marathon, especially not against Rovell.

Mount Rushmore

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Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018·Mt. Rushmore
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HankHank

Sitting on a winning bet ticket is one of the best feelings in the world

My number four will be when you're sitting on a winning bet ticket. So like when you bet the Capitals and win the Stanley Cup and you know that it's our year and you're just like, I have $1,500 free money.

The value of a feeling is entirely subjective.

Interview

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Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018
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Brian ScalabrineBrian Scalabrine

Modern NBA GMs prefer gambling on high-upside rookies over reliable role players

GMs nowadays are looking for, like, the next greatest thing. They'll try like an 18-year-old, see if it works. If it doesn't, they'll try another. They're not going to stick with the solid guy because that's not going to help them get eventually a steal in the second round.

This describes a general trend in NBA front office philosophy that has largely held true in the 'process' era.
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Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018
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Brian ScalabrineBrian Scalabrine

Joey Crawford is the best official in NBA history

Joey Crawford's the best official in the history of the game... I think that he controls the game better than anybody... In the second half, you rarely hear about him.

The quality of a referee is a matter of professional opinion and cannot be definitively proven.
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Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018
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Brian ScalabrineBrian Scalabrine

Danny Ainge's goal is to beat LeBron James, not sign him

I think Danny Ainge's whole life has been about beating LeBron... Since he got to Boston, LeBron has, you know, pseudo been in the league. How do you overtake this guy?... But he doesn't want LeBron to join. He wants to beat him.

LeBron never signed with Boston, and Ainge continued building to beat him until leaving the Celtics in 2021.
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Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018
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Brian ScalabrineBrian Scalabrine

Kevin Durant's move to the Warriors made the NBA better by raising the standard

I think [Kevin Durant] made the NBA better because he sets a standard for what a championship team would be like... The new championship level is what we're seeing with the Warriors.

The 'health' of a league is a subjective debate, though the Warriors' dominance led to massive ratings and a shift in how teams were built.
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Take Slip·Jun 29, 2018
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Brian ScalabrineBrian Scalabrine

Rookies should invest all their money into their bodies and skills rather than the market

My advice to them would be invest as much money into yourself, your body, your food. Focus on becoming a better player because there's nothing in the world that's going to be a better return on your investment than making yourself a better player. That second contract... you're worth $100 million.

This is a strategic recommendation for career management.