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NFL Draft With Mike Mayock + Lance Stephenson Is The World's Greatest Troll

Monday, April 23, 201813 takes

Wild weekend in the NBA Playoffs, Lance Stephenson is an all time heel, Anthony Davis isn't human, Giannis is stretch Armstrong and Playoff P has disappeared ( - ). Who's Back of the week including 2018 killing all of our favorite celebrities and Manu Ginobli ( - ). NFL Network's Mike Mayock joins the show to talk about Thursday's Draft, his QB rankings, and which of his weird terms can be assigned to potential draftees ( - ). Segments include Problematic for Jay Feely going viral, Stay Classy Flyers Fans, Fraud Alert Derek Jeter things the Marlins are competing, Way to stay relevant baseball Brandon Belt fouled a bunch of pitches off and a Take Quake.

Mike Mayock on the NFL Draft, NBA Playoff Heels, and Derek Jeter's Fraud

The NBA playoffs are in full swing, and Big Cat and PFT Commenter are zeroed in on the absolute madness of the Pacers-Cavs series. Lance Stephenson has officially ascended to the throne of the world’s greatest troll, sporting a goatee that PFT describes as a literal target for a punch. LeBron James is trying to play it cool, but the heel antics are clearly getting to him. Meanwhile, the Cavs showed up in matching suits that LeBron bought for everyone, a move that likely secured the Game 4 win, even if they look like they're headed to a Men in Black audition.

Big Cat is already looking ahead to the drama of LeBron’s potential departure from Cleveland. Every home game from here on out is a chance to lean into the narrative that we're witnessing the end of an era.

Win
Apr 23, 2018
#13825
Big CatBig Cat

The game on Wednesday could be LeBron James' last home game in Cleveland

Is Wednesday night LeBron's last home game in Cleveland? I just love doing the last home game in Cleveland. Watch. We're going to hopefully do it all playoffs if they win this series. But it's always the best to be like, ooh, this could be the last home game for LeBron in Cleveland.

LeBron James left the Cavaliers for the Lakers in the 2018 offseason. The Cavs actually won their first-round series against the Pacers, so Wednesday wasn't the absolute last, but the prediction of his departure was correct.

Speaking of veteran guards making an impact, Playoff Rondo is back in fourth gear for the Pelicans. Big Cat is still convinced that the Bulls’ history would look a lot different if Rondo hadn't gone down a year ago.

Loss
Apr 23, 2018
#13826
Big CatBig Cat

The Bulls would have won the NBA title last year if Rajon Rondo hadn't gotten hurt

The Bulls probably would have won the title last year if [Rajon] Rondo didn't get hurt... because he was fourth gear Rondo. He was just getting ready.

The Bulls were an 8-seed. While Rondo played well, they were not beating the Warriors or Cavs that year.

Mike Mayock’s Draft Masterclass

NFL Network’s Mike Mayock joined the show to provide the ultimate draft preview. Mayock is in full "Super Bowl week" mode, carrying around massive binders of notes because he refuses to go digital like the younger generation. He was incredibly candid about his past misses, specifically admitting that he still wakes up at 3:00 a.m. screaming about talking himself into Blaine Gabbert and Johnny Manziel.

When it comes to the 2018 quarterback class, Mayock isn't quite as high on them as some others, but he still sees a clear path for the Browns at the top of the board.

Loss
Apr 23, 2018
#13829
Mike MayockMike Mayock

Sam Darnold is the best quarterback in the draft and will be picked #1 by the Browns

I think of the group, I would put Darnold first, and I think Cleveland, my gut tells me Cleveland's going to take him at one.

The Cleveland Browns selected Baker Mayfield with the #1 overall pick. Sam Darnold went #3 to the Jets.

Mayock also broke down the "low floor" of Josh Allen and the potential for Lamar Jackson to completely change how an NFL team functions. He believes Jackson is a spectacular athlete who requires a team to throw out their old playbook and build a scheme specifically for him.

Win
Apr 23, 2018
#13831
Mike MayockMike Mayock

Lamar Jackson will require a team to completely change their offensive scheme to build around him

I think somebody's going to commit to him in the first round and say, philosophically and schematically, we're buying into this kid, and we're going to change everything we do and build around him.

The Ravens drafted Lamar Jackson at #32 and eventually won an MVP with a scheme built entirely around him.

Beyond the quarterbacks, Mayock is enamored with the "pure" football players in this draft. He has a massive draft crush on Quenton Nelson, Saquon Barkley, and Bradley Chubb, calling them the three best players available regardless of position.

Win
Apr 23, 2018
#28904
Mike MayockMike Mayock

Quenton Nelson, Saquon Barkley, and Bradley Chubb are the three best players in the 2018 NFL Draft

I would take [Quenton Nelson] with the second pick. I would take him — him, [Saquon] Barkley, and [Bradley] Chubb were the three best players in this draft.

All three were top-6 picks and became Pro Bowlers/All-Pros, widely considered home-run picks.

We couldn't let Mayock leave without assigning some of his legendary "Mayock-isms" to this year’s prospects. We learned that Isaiah Wynn has "oily hips," Naeem Hines is great in a "phone booth," and Josh Allen has a tendency to "burp the baby" with his delivery. He even dropped a sleeper pick for the first round that most fans haven't caught onto yet.

Win
Apr 23, 2018
#13833
Mike MayockMike Mayock

Arkansas center Frank Ragnow will be a surprise first-round pick

I think a surprise first-round pick is going to be offensive center Frank Ragnow from Arkansas... Nobody's talking about him, and I think he's gone in the first round.

Frank Ragnow was selected 20th overall by the Detroit Lions.

Fraud Alert and Stay Classy

Derek Jeter is officially on Fraud Alert. After an interview where he claimed his gutted Marlins roster is actually "contending," Big Cat and PFT have seen enough. The transition from legendary Yankee captain to a delusional owner who calls Brian Gumbel "mentally weak" for pointing out the obvious has been a tough watch.

Void
Apr 23, 2018·Fraud Alert
#13834
Big CatBig Cat

Derek Jeter has completely ruined his legacy as Marlins owner

I think Derek Jeter, I think we can say it now, he has completely ruined his legacy. It is unbelievable how much of a douchebag Derek Jeter has been in the last year. The fact that he sits there and says, you have to be mentally strong and you've got to get out there and compete every day and you never tell a team that they're not set up to win. Derek Jeter, you played for the New York Yankees.

While Jeter eventually stepped down from the Marlins with mixed results, his reputation as a winner took a major hit during the early tanking years.

In Philadelphia, the Flyers were eliminated by the Penguins, and the fans responded with a classic display of throwing full beers and pizzas onto the ice. While PFT thinks throwing pizza is actually "soft" and more of a victory parade, Big Cat is just happy to see Philly fans returning to their roots after getting a little too cocky following the Super Bowl. On the hardwood, however, the city has a lot more to be excited about.

Loss
Apr 23, 2018·Stay Classy
#13835
Big CatBig Cat

The 76ers are going to the NBA Finals

The Sixers, though, I believe now in them going to the finals. Like, them winning with Joel Embiid playing terrible on offense, like, okay, they're a problem for people.

The 76ers lost to the Boston Celtics in the Eastern Conference Semifinals (4-1).

If the 76ers can win games while Joel Embiid is having an off night, the rest of the Eastern Conference is in serious trouble.

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Win
Apr 23, 2018
#13827
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Capitals are going to 'shit pump' the Blue Jackets and finally win the Stanley Cup

I'm super confident in the Capitals. I think they're going to shit pump the Blue Jackets tomorrow night... And then it's the Penguins. And then you're going to lose. Then this is the year, guys. This is the year.

The Capitals beat the Blue Jackets, the Penguins, and eventually won their first Stanley Cup in June 2018.
Loss
Apr 23, 2018·Who's Back
#13828
Big CatBig Cat

Andre Iguodala has regressed mightily and is now a washed-up bum

I also am going to put a little tickler file on Andre Iguodala being a washed-up bum. He passed up maybe the most wide-open three-pointer today, and my alerts went off in my brain, like, this guy's a bum now... Iguodala's actually regressed mightily. I'm like, well, guess what? Big Cat saw him pass up that 1-3. He got the bum tag.

Iguodala won championships in 2018 and 2022 and remained an elite defender/role player. Calling him a 'bum' in 2018 was premature.
Win
Apr 23, 2018
#13830
Mike MayockMike Mayock

Josh Allen has the highest upside but the lowest floor of any player in the draft

I kind of look at this like Josh Allen's got the biggest upside of maybe any player in this draft, but he also has got a low floor.

Allen hit his ceiling, becoming an All-Pro, though his 'floor' was visible early on with high turnover rates.
Win
Apr 23, 2018
#13832
Mike MayockMike Mayock

Saquon Barkley is a clean prospect and every bit as good as Fournette, Elliott, or Gurley

I'll tell you right now, the Barkley kids are every bit as good as any of those guys [Fournette, Ezekiel Elliott, Gurley] and totally clean off the field as well.

Barkley was the Offensive Rookie of the Year and has had a Pro Bowl career, validating his high-level prospect status.
Win
Apr 23, 2018
#28905
Mike MayockMike Mayock

The Patriots' biggest needs are at left tackle and finding Tom Brady's successor

The two most obvious needs on the face of the Patriots franchise is there's a big donut at left tackle and who's Tom Brady's successor. And [Belichick] has got to figure out a way to get both of those done in the near future.

The Patriots drafted Isaiah Wynn to address the LT spot in this very draft.

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