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NFL Week 11, Matt Nagy Is A Doofus, Lamar Is Absurd And We Rank Weird Fans

Monday, November 18, 201917 takes

Week 11 Fastest 2 minutes ( - ). We start with an embarrassing Bears loss and an even more embarrassing decision by Matt Nagy to bench Mitch Trubisky with 2 minutes left in Sunday Night Football ( - ). Recapping every game from Week 11 including Jeff Driskell buying himself backup years, the Jets are going to run the table, the Colts have an identity, Josh Allen has his best career game. The Vikings historic comeback and we say nice things to Kirk Cousins. Jameis Winston is a joy to watch, Texans Ravens was a dud because the Ravens are too good and Patriots/Eagles was a punt fest. Who's back of the week, anti-football guys of the week and a Monday Reading

NFL Week 11 Recap: Matt Nagy's Death Spiral and Lamar Jackson's Dominance

Week 11 started with Fastest 2 Minutes and ended with Big Cat in a state of absolute misery. After watching the Bears lose a winnable game to the Rams on Sunday Night Football, the focus wasn't just on the loss, but the bizarre way Matt Nagy handled his quarterback. Benchng Mitch Trubisky for a "hip injury" with two minutes left while down two scores felt like a coach finally reaching the end of his rope and trying to take someone else down with him.

Win
Nov 18, 2019
#2363
Big CatBig Cat

Matt Nagy is a coward for benching Mitch Trubisky with a 'phantom' hip injury

Matt Nagy, you idiot. You're a coward. He throws Mitch Trubisky under the bus with a phantom hip injury with the last possession of the game, bringing in Chase Daniel. And it is a joke. He's in over his head. He's a clown.

Nagy did bench Trubisky for Chase Daniel late in the game, claiming a hip injury that many observers at the time found suspicious or at least convenient for performance reasons.

PFT Commenter wasn't exactly buying the idea that bringing in a backup would provide any sort of emotional lift for a struggling Chicago locker room.

Void
Nov 18, 2019
#2364
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Chase Daniel is the 'sparklessest' quarterback in the history of the NFL

It was a bitch move taking [Trubisky] out there and putting Chase Daniel in to get the world's saddest spark. They were like, I want a spark. Then put literally anyone except for Chase Daniel in. He's the sparklessest quarterback in the history of the NFL.

Subjective evaluation of a player's 'spark.'

With the offense looking completely broken and the defense finally showing signs of fatigue, the mood in Chicago has shifted from disappointment to total resignation. Big Cat is officially ready to turn the page on 2019.

Win
Nov 18, 2019
#2365
Big CatBig Cat

The Bears season is officially over

The Bears season's officially done. The thing is a joke. And Khalil Mack, whenever you want to show up, that's fine too. You don't bench a quarterback at that point, though.

The Bears finished 8-8 and missed the playoffs in 2019.

The Dak Prescott Respect Tour

While the Bears were falling apart, the Cowboys were handling business in Detroit. Dak Prescott put up massive numbers, and despite the constant chatter about his contract, he continues to play like a guy who deserves every penny Jerry Jones is eventually going to throw at him.

Push
Nov 18, 2019
#2366
Big CatBig Cat

Dak Prescott is silently getting himself into the MVP conversation

All I know is that Dak Prescott is very, very good and silently getting himself into the MVP conversation. He had 444 yards.

Dak finished with 4,902 yards and 30 TDs, but didn't receive an MVP vote as Lamar Jackson was the unanimous winner.

PFT believes that the price tag for keeping Dak in Dallas is only going up with every 400-yard performance.

Win
Nov 18, 2019
#2367
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jerry Jones will give Dak Prescott a $250 million contract

Jerry wants to say, like, with the Dallas Cowboys, we have the most expensive quarterback in the history of the NFL... he will do $250 million.

Dak eventually signed a 4-year, $160 million contract in 2021, and later a $240 million deal in 2024. PFT's number was extremely prescient for the long-term market.

On the other side of that game, Jeff Driskel did exactly what a backup is supposed to do: he looked competent enough to stay employed in this league for a long time. Even in a loss, he showed more life than some of the starters we saw this weekend.

Win
Nov 18, 2019
#2368
Big CatBig Cat

Jeff Driskel has earned himself five more years in the NFL as a backup

Jeff Driskel signed himself to five more years in the NFL. He has done enough as a backup quarterback... for the next five, six, seven years, people will say, Jeff Driskel, he's a pretty good backup quarterback.

As of the 2024 season, Jeff Driskel is still in the NFL as a backup (with Washington), fulfilling the 5-year prediction.

Lamar Jackson is Untouchable

The Ravens didn't just beat the Texans; they embarrassed them. Deshaun Watson looked human for the first time in forever because the Baltimore defense has completely transformed since the start of the season. Lamar Jackson is the clear MVP frontrunner, doing something highlight-worthy on every single drive.

Push
Nov 18, 2019
#25123
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens are the only team in the NFL right now that feels untouchable

The only team right now that feels almost untouchable is the Ravens. Their defense feels like it's completely different than it was to start the year. They made Deshaun Watson look stupid.

The Ravens finished 14-2 and Lamar won MVP, making them look 'untouchable' in the regular season, though they were upset in the first round of the playoffs.

Bills Legitimacy and the Cousins Apology

The Buffalo Bills moved to 7-3 after Josh Allen played the best game of his professional career against the Dolphins. While critics point to the strength of their schedule, PFT is officially ready to buy in on the process in Buffalo.

Win
Nov 18, 2019
#2370
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Bills are a legit team

They beat seven NFL teams. They're legit. The Bills are legit. I looked at their schedule, too. We do this every week with the Bills... I think they're going to win three more games.

The Bills finished 10-6 (winning exactly 3 more games as predicted) and made the playoffs.

Meanwhile, in Minnesota, Kirk Cousins orchestrated a historic 20-point comeback against the Broncos. It was the kind of game the old Vikings always found a way to lose, but this version of Kirk seems different. Big Cat is willing to give him his flowers, though he's already looking forward to the potential playoff collapse.

Push
Nov 18, 2019
#2371
Big CatBig Cat

I am so excited to bet against Kirk Cousins in the playoffs

Kirk Cousins has been phenomenal this year, and I am so excited to bet against him in the playoffs.

Cousins actually won his first playoff game (at New Orleans) before losing to the 49ers in the Divisional round. Big Cat likely lost that bet if he took New Orleans.

Quick Hits and Monday Reading

The guys also touched on the Jets' mini-winning streak, Sam Darnold looking like a real quarterback again, and the absolute disaster that is the Washington Redskins. Big Cat has a radical plan for the future of the franchise in D.C. involving a certain Alabama quarterback.

Loss
Nov 18, 2019
#2373
Big CatBig Cat

The Redskins should draft Tua Tagovailoa

The Redskins should draft Tua. If you draft Tua, you have now two shots at the franchise quarterback situation here because Dwayne Haskins is bad... It's a perfect storm. They could put Tua on ice for a year.

The Redskins drafted Chase Young with the #2 overall pick in 2020. Tua went to the Dolphins at #5.

We wrapped up the show with a Monday Reading from Reddit about a boyfriend who won't stop using a fake Italian-American accent after seeing *The Irishman*. If you aren't calling your shower a "drappini" by the end of the week, you aren't doing it right.

Don't forget to vote for the Anti-Football Guy of the week on Twitter.

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More Takes

Void
Nov 18, 2019
#2369
HankHank

If Matthew Stafford had played, the Lions would have beaten the Cowboys

If Matthew Stafford starts this game, the Lions probably win.

Inherently subjective as it relies on a counter-factual, but given Jeff Driskel only lost by 8 points, it's a reasonable opinion.
Win
Nov 18, 2019
#25122
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I would much rather have Dak Prescott on my team than Carson Wentz right now

Right now, I'd say [Prescott] probably has the leg up on Carson [Wentz]. I would much rather have Dak on my team than Carson Wentz right now.

Dak statistically dominated Wentz in 2019, throwing for nearly 900 more yards and more touchdowns with a higher passer rating.
Loss
Nov 18, 2019
#2372
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Drew Lock will be the answer at quarterback in Denver

Drew Lock sounds like he might be the answer in Denver.

Drew Lock showed promise early but eventually was traded away after failing to solidify himself as the franchise guy.
Loss
Nov 18, 2019
#25124
Big CatBig Cat

The Falcons are probably going to win their next three games

The Falcons... are going to probably win their next three games. Like, they're going to win on Thanksgiving night against the Saints at home.

The Falcons lost their next two games against Tampa Bay and New Orleans, ending the win streak immediately.
Loss
Nov 18, 2019
#25125
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Matt Ryan might lead the NFL in passing yards this season

I wouldn't be surprised if I looked up in week 17 and Matt Ryan had the most passing yards of any quarterback in the NFL. Peaking.Peaking.

Jameis Winston finished first with 5,109 yards. Matt Ryan finished tied for 3rd with 4,466 yards.
Loss
Nov 18, 2019
#2374
HankHank

The 49ers are overrated and will have an ugly loss in the playoffs

I think they're overrated. I think they're going to have some troubles in the playoffs... They remind me very much of the Texans. Deshaun Watson last year where they have all the hype, first round of the playoffs, have an ugly loss. I see that happening with the 49ers.

The 49ers went to Super Bowl LIV, winning two home playoff games convincingly. They did not have an 'ugly loss' in the first round.
Loss
Nov 18, 2019·Who's Back
#2375
Big CatBig Cat

Michigan will beat Ohio State

I think Michigan will beat Ohio State. I'm not going to say they are going to beat Ohio State... I think it's going to be a more competitive game than people thought a month ago.

Ohio State crushed Michigan 56-27 on November 30, 2019.

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