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NFL Week 11, Matt Nagy Is A Doofus, Lamar Is Absurd And We Rank Weird Fans

Monday, November 18, 201913 takes

Week 11 Fastest 2 minutes ( - ). We start with an embarrassing Bears loss and an even more embarrassing decision by Matt Nagy to bench Mitch Trubisky with 2 minutes left in Sunday Night Football ( - ). Recapping every game from Week 11 including Jeff Driskell buying himself backup years, the Jets are going to run the table, the Colts have an identity, Josh Allen has his best career game. The Vikings historic comeback and we say nice things to Kirk Cousins. Jameis Winston is a joy to watch, Texans Ravens was a dud because the Ravens are too good and Patriots/Eagles was a punt fest. Who's back of the week, anti-football guys of the week and a Monday Reading

Recap

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Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Matt Nagy is a coward for benching Mitch Trubisky with a 'phantom' hip injury

Matt Nagy, you idiot. You're a coward. He throws Mitch Trubisky under the bus with a phantom hip injury with the last possession of the game, bringing in Chase Daniel. And it is a joke. He's in over his head. He's a clown.

Nagy did bench Trubisky for Chase Daniel late in the game, claiming a hip injury that many observers at the time found suspicious or at least convenient for performance reasons.
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Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Chase Daniel is the 'sparklessest' quarterback in the history of the NFL

It was a bitch move taking [Trubisky] out there and putting Chase Daniel in to get the world's saddest spark. They were like, I want a spark. Then put literally anyone except for Chase Daniel in. He's the sparklessest quarterback in the history of the NFL.

Subjective evaluation of a player's 'spark.'
Win
Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

The Bears season is officially over

The Bears season's officially done. The thing is a joke. And Khalil Mack, whenever you want to show up, that's fine too. You don't bench a quarterback at that point, though.

The Bears finished 8-8 and missed the playoffs in 2019.
Push
Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Dak Prescott is silently getting himself into the MVP conversation

All I know is that Dak Prescott is very, very good and silently getting himself into the MVP conversation. He had 444 yards.

Dak finished with 4,902 yards and 30 TDs, but didn't receive an MVP vote as Lamar Jackson was the unanimous winner.
Win
Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jerry Jones will give Dak Prescott a $250 million contract

Jerry wants to say, like, with the Dallas Cowboys, we have the most expensive quarterback in the history of the NFL... he will do $250 million.

Dak eventually signed a 4-year, $160 million contract in 2021, and later a $240 million deal in 2024. PFT's number was extremely prescient for the long-term market.
Win
Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

Jeff Driskel has earned himself five more years in the NFL as a backup

Jeff Driskel signed himself to five more years in the NFL. He has done enough as a backup quarterback... for the next five, six, seven years, people will say, Jeff Driskel, he's a pretty good backup quarterback.

As of the 2024 season, Jeff Driskel is still in the NFL as a backup (with Washington), fulfilling the 5-year prediction.
Void
Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

If Matthew Stafford had played, the Lions would have beaten the Cowboys

If Matthew Stafford starts this game, the Lions probably win.

The game was decided by one possession, and Stafford was having a superior season to Driskel.
Win
Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Bills are a legit team

They beat seven NFL teams. They're legit. The Bills are legit. I looked at their schedule, too. We do this every week with the Bills... I think they're going to win three more games.

The Bills finished 10-6 (winning exactly 3 more games as predicted) and made the playoffs.
Push
Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

I am so excited to bet against Kirk Cousins in the playoffs

Kirk Cousins has been phenomenal this year, and I am so excited to bet against him in the playoffs.

Cousins actually won his first playoff game (at New Orleans) before losing to the 49ers in the Divisional round. Big Cat likely lost that bet if he took New Orleans.
Loss
Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Drew Lock will be the answer at quarterback in Denver

Drew Lock sounds like he might be the answer in Denver.

Drew Lock showed promise early but eventually was traded away after failing to solidify himself as the franchise guy.
Loss
Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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Big CatBig Cat

The Redskins should draft Tua Tagovailoa

The Redskins should draft Tua. If you draft Tua, you have now two shots at the franchise quarterback situation here because Dwayne Haskins is bad... It's a perfect storm. They could put Tua on ice for a year.

The Redskins drafted Chase Young with the #2 overall pick in 2020. Tua went to the Dolphins at #5.
Loss
Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019
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HankHank

The 49ers are overrated and will have an ugly loss in the playoffs

I think they're overrated. I think they're going to have some troubles in the playoffs... They remind me very much of the Texans. Deshaun Watson last year where they have all the hype, first round of the playoffs, have an ugly loss. I see that happening with the 49ers.

The 49ers went to Super Bowl LIV, winning two home playoff games convincingly. They did not have an 'ugly loss' in the first round.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Nov 18, 2019·Who's Back
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Big CatBig Cat

Michigan will beat Ohio State

I think Michigan will beat Ohio State. I'm not going to say they are going to beat Ohio State... I think it's going to be a more competitive game than people thought a month ago.

Ohio State crushed Michigan 56-27 on November 30, 2019.