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NFL Week 11 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes And We Almost Break Up As A Podcast Halfway Through The Show

Monday, November 22, 202112 takes

NFL week 11. we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then recap every game from Sunday ( - ) Colts, Bills ( - ) Vikings, Packers ( - ) WFT, Panthers ( - ) Eagles, Saints ( - ) 49ers, Jags ( - ) Ravens, Bears ( - ) Browns, Lions ( - ) Texans, Titans ( - ) Dolphins, Jets ( - ) Cardinals, Seahawks ( - ) Bengals, Raiders ( - ) Chiefs, Cowboys ( - ) Football guy of the week and who's back of the week wraps up what may be the last Pardon my take ever.

Recap

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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

The Buffalo Bills are fraudulent right now

The bills have a issue, a fundamental issue that I'm worried about for bills fans. I'm trying very, very hard not to say the F word, but they seem fraudulent right now because they got, we talked about tough teams and man football teams. The culture that the bills are not right now.

The Bills struggled in mid-2021 but recovered to win the AFC East and made the Divisional Round, where they lost the '13 seconds' game to the Chiefs.
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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021
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The Colts are the team that nobody wants to play right now

I would say the Colts are the team that nobody wants to play right out officially. Like they're number one. If I'm looking at my rankings of teams that you don't want to play, I put, it's usually a team like the Colts.

The Colts were a dangerous team until a late-season collapse, including a Week 18 loss to Jacksonville that kept them out of the playoffs.
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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021
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Justin Jefferson is a top five wide receiver in the NFL

Kirk cousins played well, Justin Jefferson, I don't know where you want to rank him, but he, if you don't have him in your top five wide receivers, then you're just not watching football anymore because he's incredible.

Jefferson finished the 2021 season with 1,616 yards and 10 TDs, cementing his status as an elite receiver.
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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021
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Taylor Heinicke will be the Washington Football Team starter in Week 1 next year

I'm starting to talk myself into Taylor Heinicke being the guy again... I've got three straws now. And I feel like he's probably going to be the starting quarterback going into next year, regardless of what happens in the draft. Let's just say that we took Kenny Pickett or somebody like that in the draft. I still think that Taylor would be starting week one next year.

Washington traded for Carson Wentz in the 2022 offseason, and Wentz started Week 1. Heinicke did not start until Wentz was injured later.
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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021
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The Bills vs. Saints Thanksgiving game is 'Loser Leaves Town' for their seasons

I'm declaring Thursday night, Thanksgiving night, loser leaves, town Saints, Bills. Loser if you lose that game and you're, if you're the bills and you lose that game to a hobbled saints team, it's over. And if you're the saints and you lose that game, it's probably over it.

The Bills won 31-6. The Saints went on a massive losing streak and missed the playoffs. The Bills stayed in the race, so the 'loser leaves town' aspect held true for New Orleans.
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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021
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Trevor Lawrence has 'bust smells' coming from him

This is just, it's becoming a situation where it's impossible to evaluate them. I'm going to need at least three years of tape on Trevor Lawrence before I make a definitive declaration. But he's, there's some bus smells coming from him.

While Lawrence struggled mightily as a rookie, he led the Jaguars to a playoff win and a division title the following year (2022), proving he wasn't a bust.
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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021
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The Lions will get their first win against the Bears on Thanksgiving

I have thought for the entire, you guys have heard me saying it... I think that the lions are going to get their first win against the bears on Thanksgiving day. I just say it every week. I'm like, it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen in front of everyone.

The Bears won a close game 16-14 on Thanksgiving. The Lions did not get their first win until Week 13 against the Vikings.
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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021
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The Dolphins will be .500 by Christmas

The dolphins are four and seven home Panthers, home giants by home jets. Whoa, seven and seven at Christmas. They could get, they could get it.

The Dolphins won all those games and reached 8-7 by December 27th, surpassing the .500 mark by Christmas week.
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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021
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I am a full-on Tua Tagovailoa believer now

I'm a full on to a believer now I've been gaslit to just being like this guy rules... I'm now to the two of fans. I don't know if we're going to build, finish this podcast. The two fans are, this is major issues.

Tua eventually became a Pro Bowler and led high-powered offenses in 2022-2023, though he remained controversial at the time of the take.
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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021
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I am officially done with the Seattle Seahawks

Cardinals, Seahawks. I am officially done with the Seahawks. I spent the majority of this game yelling at the TV, yelling at the Seahawks. Just do something, do something, do something, play football. Yeah. Get yards. Do something on offense. They do nothing on offense.

The 2021 Seahawks finished 7-10 and missed the playoffs for the first time in a decade, marking the end of the Wilson era.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021·Who's Back
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Tiger Woods is back

I was backs tiger woods. And so on. The golf club is deep. People went crazy... He swung a golf club. I've won one crazy.

Tiger did return to play in the 2022 Masters, though he was not back to his peak form.
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Take Slip·Nov 22, 2021·Who's Back
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Breaking your ribs feels the same as being shot

You know, Rob Gronkowski is stealing more valor. He said that when he broke his ribs, he's never been shot before. But when he broke his ribs, he thought it was like how it feels to get shot.

This is a subjective comparison of pain, though Gronk famously claimed this during his recovery in 2021.