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NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Lions Won A Game & Big Ben's Victory Lap

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Lions Finally Win, Big Ben's Final Ride, and Week 13 NFL Recap

The Detroit Lions have finally done it. After 364 days of misery, Dan Campbell and Jared Goff found the end zone to knock off the Vikings and avoid an winless season. Big Cat and PFT Commenter spent the morning basking in the glow of Motor City victory, even if it took the Vikings playing the most inexplicable prevent defense in NFL history to make it happen. While Detroit celebrates, the Mike Zimmer era in Minnesota might have officially hit its expiration date.

Win
Dec 6, 2021
#1308
Big CatBig Cat

The loss to the Lions is the point of no return for the Mike Zimmer era in Minnesota

It's over probably for the Mike Zimmer era in Minnesota. It's probably, I don't know what they can do with Kirk Cousins, but this did feel like the loss that like the point of no return in terms of losses.

Mike Zimmer was fired on January 10, 2022, shortly after the regular season ended.

Speaking of endings, the big news heading into the weekend was Ben Roethlisberger reportedly telling people privately that this is his final season. Of course, Big Ben being Big Ben, he went out and led two massive fourth-quarter touchdown drives to beat the Ravens. The guys discussed how Big Ben’s "private" conversations always seem to find their way to Adam Schefter right before a big game. It’s classic Ben: playing the legend role while the Steelers somehow keep themselves in the playoff hunt despite looking dead for most of the season.

Void
Dec 6, 2021
#23238
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens are predictable because they 'aggressively play analytics'

[Harbaugh] knew that it was coming because quote, they aggressively play analytics. So from that standpoint, they're predictable.

While mathematically sound, many analysts and coaches argue that 'playing the book' makes end-of-game decisions very telegraphed.

Over in Kansas City, the Chiefs took care of business against the Broncos in a game that proved their defense is no longer the liability it was in September. PFT is fully bought into the idea that Kansas City has found a new, boring, yet effective way to win games that doesn't involve Patrick Mahomes having to throw for 400 yards every week.

Push
Dec 6, 2021
#1305
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chiefs are playing sustainable, renewable football that will carry through the playoffs

You know what I think the [Chiefs] are doing right now, they're playing sustainable football, Big Cat. Yeah. This type of football can play football. It's green. It's renewable football. This shit can be carried through throughout the playoffs.

The Chiefs made the AFC Championship game but lost to the Bengals, showing this style was effective but not a Super Bowl lock.

On the flip side, the Broncos are stuck in quarterback purgatory. Teddy Bridgewater is the ultimate "nice guy" backup who just can't quite get you over the hump as a franchise starter.

Win
Dec 6, 2021
#1306
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

It is time for an open and honest dialogue about Teddy Bridgewater not being a franchise starter

Teddy doesn't look great. And he's so easy to root for too because of the injury and all that stuff. And everywhere he goes, people seem to love him. But I think it's time for America to have an open and honest dialogue about Teddy Bridgewater. I don't think that John Elway is going to stick with Teddy going into [next year].

Bridgewater was not the starter in Denver the following year as they traded for Russell Wilson.

In the NFC, the Cardinals welcomed Kyler Murray back with a dominant win over the Bears in the rain. While Big Cat is searching for the "whys" of Matt Nagy’s coaching decisions, it’s clear that Arizona is the real deal. They are deep, explosive, and currently sitting at the top of the league with a legitimate shot at the Super Bowl.

Loss
Dec 6, 2021
#1311
Big CatBig Cat

The Cardinals are a legitimate Super Bowl contending team

The Cardinals are good. The Cardinals are legitimate Superbowl contending team. I'll say that.

The Cardinals collapsed down the stretch, finishing 11-6 and losing in the Wild Card round, making them less of a 'legitimate contender' than they seemed in early December.

One of the most impressive individual performances of the week came from TJ Watt, who absolutely terrorized Lamar Jackson all afternoon. Watt is putting up historic numbers despite missing time with injuries, and Big Cat is ready to hand him the hardware right now.

Win
Dec 6, 2021
#1313
Big CatBig Cat

TJ Watt is the Defensive Player of the Year

TJ Watt is defensive player of the year. And I know there's a lot of guys out there that could probably win it. He had three and a half sacks today... TJ Watt now has played 10 games this year. He has 16 sacks in 10 games. That's insane... TJ Watt definitely has moments where he just completely takes over a game... There's my vote.

TJ Watt won the 2021 NFL Defensive Player of the Year award, tying the single-season sack record.

To wrap things up, the College Football Playoff field is set. We’ve got Alabama, Michigan, Georgia, and Cincinnati. Big Cat is already getting out ahead of the Bearcats’ matchup with Bama, thinking the Group of Five’s finest might have the secondary to actually hang with Nick Saban’s squad.

Loss
Dec 6, 2021·Who's Back
#1314
Big CatBig Cat

Cincinnati can give Alabama a good game in the playoffs because of their secondary

I'm actually already going to do it again because I actually think Cincinnati could give Alabama a good game because their secondary is that fucking good. And they have a quarterback that is like, just doesn't let anyone catch anything.

Alabama dominated Cincinnati 27-6 in the Cotton Bowl semifinal.

Between the Lions' win, Gardner Minshew’s emotional post-game hug with his dad, and the Dolphins winning five in a row, Week 13 had a little bit of everything for the football guys. It’s a long season, but the December chaos is finally here.

Go find the whys, Matt Nagy.

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Win
Dec 6, 2021
#23235
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chiefs' defense has completely flipped a switch and is now awesome

The Chiefs are my don't look now team... because their defense is now awesome. They've just completely flipped a switch at the start of the season.

The Chiefs defense did improve significantly, allowing only 11.7 points per game over their final 8 regular season games.
Win
Dec 6, 2021
#1307
Big CatBig Cat

The Lions are not the worst team in the NFL despite their record

The Lions are not the worst team in the NFL, even though they are, they, it took them this long to get the win. Like if you look at point differential, the fact they've been in every game, all those things like the lines are not the worst team in the NFL. And finally they get a win.

By point differential and DVOA, the Jaguars were generally considered the worst team in the NFL that season, supporting Big Cat's view.
Void
Dec 6, 2021
#1309
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

At their peak, nobody in the NFL can beat the Chargers

If they're playing their best game, their best possible game, nobody can beat them. I think at their peak, they're better than any other team in the NFL, but the problem is they, it doesn't show up. It doesn't show up all the time, but when it does fall together, it's a beautiful thing to watch.

This is a subjective peak-power argument, though they missed the playoffs entirely this season, undermining the idea they were the league's 'best'.
Loss
Dec 6, 2021
#1310
Big CatBig Cat

Matt Ryan would be a perfect fit for the Eagles next year

Matt Ryan next year, going home to Philadelphia. Kind of perfect... They have a good offensive line, they have some weapons... he's clearly not dead, he's not done, but the Falcons are not in a place where he should be their quarterback next year. So where like similar to Phil Rivers, similar to the end of the career of Brett Favre... Matt Ryan would be such a good fit in Philadelphia.

Matt Ryan was traded to the Indianapolis Colts, not the Eagles, for the 2022 season.
Void
Dec 6, 2021
#23236
Big CatBig Cat

The Washington Football Team is the native American equivalent of using every part of the Buffalo with the game clock

We use every down, we're like the native Americans with the Buffalo and we suck the clock down and it's very frustrating to play against us.

Subjective description of team identity.
Win
Dec 6, 2021
#1312
Big CatBig Cat

The Jaguars traveling to New England on January 2nd will be the biggest quit spot of all time

If the Patriots have any meaning in that game, they need to win that game. That spread can not be big enough, honestly... That Jaguars team going to New England on January 2nd... that has to be the biggest quit spot of all time. Urban Meyer is going to get hypothermia on the sidelines.

The Patriots beat the Jaguars 50-10 on January 2nd, 2022. It was a massive blowout, just as Big Cat predicted.
Win
Dec 6, 2021
#23237
Big CatBig Cat

Russell Wilson looked like himself again because he was finally 8 weeks out from finger surgery

It's so funny that we have like an exact perfect timeline of how Russell Wilson should have listened to his doctor... The moment that it was, oh, this is actually when your finger will be fully healed [8 weeks], he started [playing well].

Wilson did struggle immediately after returning and had his best game of that stretch on the 8-week mark.
Win
Dec 6, 2021·Who's Back
#23239
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL should expand the playoffs to 12 teams immediately

That's why we should expand the playoff. And guess who's the only one to blame for not explaining the playoff. Oh yeah. That's ACC... make it 12.

The CFP did eventually expand to 12 teams, proving Big Cat was aligned with the eventual direction of the sport.

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