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NFL Week 13 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Admitting The Vikings Are Good, Joe Burrow Owns The Chiefs And More

Monday, December 5, 202214 takes

We start with the fastest 2 minutes from Week 13 then recap every game (-). Vikings 27, Jets 22 (-) Packers 28, Bears 19 (-) - Commanders 20, Giants 20 (-:29) Eagles 35, Titans 10 (:29-) Lions 40, Jaguars 14 (-) Browns 27, Texans 14 (-) Steelers 19, Falcons 16 (-) Ravens 10, Broncos 9 (-) Seahawks 27, Rams 23 (-) Raiders 27, Chargers 20 (-) Niners 33, Dolphins 17 (-) Bengals 27, Chiefs 24 (-) We finish with football guy of the week (-) and who's back of the week (:03-)

NFL Week 13 Recap: Joe Burrow Owns Mahomes, Lions Are Good, and Vikings Magic

Week 13 is officially in the books, and we are staring down the barrel of the home stretch. Big Cat is mourning the fact that the Bears are basically playing for draft positioning at this point, but the rest of the league is absolute chaos. We kicked things off with the Fastest 2 Minutes, featuring the usual wordplay and a very specific reference to Aaron Rodgers owning Big Cat's soul yet again.

The Vikings Magic and Jets Reality

The Minnesota Vikings are 10-2, and honestly, we just have to stop fighting it. They got outgained by 200 yards by the Jets, Braxton Berrios dropped a game-winner in the neighborhood, and yet the Vikings found a way. PFT thinks this constant stress might actually be a weapon come January.

Loss
Dec 5, 2022
#8858
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Winning close games makes the Vikings more dangerous for the playoffs

I think it's actually good that the Vikings are winning all these like super close games and not blowing anybody out. I actually think like learning how to win in weird ways... All that high pressure practice that they're getting in during the regular season is gonna be very good for them in the playoffs.

The Vikings went on to lose their first playoff game at home to the Giants, who were 9-7-1, in exactly the kind of close game PFT said they were prepared for.

On the other side of that game, Mike White mania is officially a thing. The entire team is wearing Mike White shirts, which basically tells you everything you need to know about where Zach Wilson stands in that locker room. Billy has a hunch about where this is heading for the former number two overall pick.

Push
Dec 5, 2022
#8859
Billy FootballBilly Football

The Jets will trade Zach Wilson

I think they're gonna end up trading [Zach Wilson] because the way the teams united behind Mike White, I mean Garrett Wilson I think tweeted or said in post game, I'll go to work, I'll get to work something special about that boy talking about Mike White.

While Wilson was benched for 2023 for Aaron Rodgers, he wasn't actually traded until April 2024 to the Broncos. This take was eventually right in spirit but the Jets held him longer than expected.

Chaos in the Meadowlands and Jalen Hurts' MVP Case

The Commanders and Giants gave us a classic NFC East tie that broke everyone's brain. It was a game of missed opportunities, but the real story was the conservative nature of the coaching late in the game. PFT wasn't thrilled with how things were handled in overtime.

Win
Dec 5, 2022
#23145
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Brian Daboll played too conservatively by punting in overtime

He really pus it out in overtime with the punt that he calls... It was fourth and three on the Washington 45 yard line minute 42 seconds remaining in overtime a tie game 20 to 20 and he decided to punt the ball away.

The game ended in a tie, which is a verifiable result of the decision to punt.

Meanwhile, the Eagles absolutely dismantled the Titans in what was supposed to be an AJ Brown revenge game—and it was. Jalen Hurts looked like he was playing at a different speed than everyone else on the field, even when he wasn't running. Max made the bold call early.

Loss
Dec 5, 2022
#8860
MaxMax

Jalen Hurts is the NFL MVP

The only other thing I really need or would like to add is that Jalen Hurts is the mvp. He was unbelievable today... Mahomes couldn't get a win [against the Bengals], Jalen Hurts the MVP right now.

Hurts finished 2nd in MVP voting to Patrick Mahomes.

The Lions Are Legitimate

It’s time to stop treating the Lions like a punchline. They’ve won four out of their last five, and Dan Campbell has this team playing with a terrifying amount of energy. They didn’t even punt on their first eight drives against the Jaguars.

Win
Dec 5, 2022
#8861
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I'm officially a believer in Dan Campbell and the Lions

I'm a believer, I'm officially ready to say it, I'm a believer in what Dan Campbell is doing to Detroit... being able to turn around a franchise like that is way harder than I think a lot of people think that it is.

This was extremely prescient. The Lions became one of the best teams in the NFC over the next two seasons, winning the division in 2023.

Big Cat is so high on Detroit right now that he’s looking at their schedule and seeing a massive run to end the year, provided they can get past the division leaders.

Win
Dec 5, 2022
#8862
Big CatBig Cat

The Lions will win four out of their last five games

If they beat the Vikings, I think they'll win four outta the last five. They could, they very easily could.

The Lions did indeed win 4 of their last 5 (beating Vikings, Jets, Bears, and Packers; losing only to the Panthers).

The Afternoon Slate and Joe Burrow's Ownership

Justin Herbert continues to be the most talented quarterback who just can’t catch a break. The Chargers are essentially the Philip Rivers-era Chargers with a different jersey number, and it feels like we’re watching history repeat itself in real-time.

Win
Dec 5, 2022
#23147
Big CatBig Cat

The Chargers are failing Justin Herbert the same way they failed Philip Rivers

It's the Chargers. The Chargers are gonna fail two really, really good quarterbacks back to back. [Herbert]'s got all the talent in the world... and then he just ends up in these games where it's like the Chargers should win this game... Oh, Chargers are gonna lose this game.

The Chargers blew a 27-0 lead in the playoffs later that year and Herbert continued to struggle with team inconsistency in 2023.

But the biggest story of the day was Cincinnati. Joe Burrow is now 3-0 against Patrick Mahomes, and he does it with a level of coolness that shouldn't be possible in a pocket that is constantly collapsing. Big Cat is ready to crown him.

Loss
Dec 5, 2022
#8865
Big CatBig Cat

Joe Burrow officially owns Patrick Mahomes

Joe Burrow owns Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, I mean we have a narrative, it's officially a narrative right now, which is kind of cool... Joe Burrow has Patrick Mahomes number.

Mahomes beat Burrow in the AFC Championship game later that same season, ending the 'undefeated' streak and 'ownership' narrative.

It isn't just about the offense, though. The Bengals' defense shut down the Chiefs' explosive plays, keeping everything in front of them and forcing the fumbles when it mattered most.

Loss
Dec 5, 2022
#8866
Big CatBig Cat

The Bengals can win the Super Bowl this year

The Bengals can absolutely win the Super Bowl this year. I think that it's crazy. I think that their past defense is very underrated.

The Bengals reached the AFC Championship but lost to the Chiefs. They did not win the Super Bowl.

Who's Back and Football Guy of the Week

We wrapped things up with a legendary Who's Back segment. Coach Prime is heading to Colorado, and Hank is so bought in that he’s claiming the Buffs are going to the top of the mountain immediately.

Open
Dec 5, 2022·Who's Back
#8867
HankHank

Coach Prime will win a national championship at Colorado

Coach Prime going to Colorado... How much does that really [matter if he has experience]? He's Gonna win a national championship is what you're saying? Yes.

Colorado went 4-8 in Deion's first year. While he hasn't been there long, a national championship remains a very long shot.

To prove his dedication to the program and our upcoming Arizona Bowl coverage, Hank also committed to a truly insane travel plan that involves a cross-country road trip with a friend who is moving.

Loss
Dec 5, 2022·Who's Back
#23148
HankHank

I am driving from Massachusetts to Arizona for the Arizona Bowl

I swear to God [I'm driving]... from Massachusetts... possibly [driving with a friend moving out there]... let's do it. Let's drive to Arizona.

Hank famously did not actually drive the whole way; he flew part of the journey or the logistics fell apart.

If the Vikings win another one-score game next week, we might actually have to start a support group for the rest of the NFC North.

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Win
Dec 5, 2022
#23146
Big CatBig Cat

Jalen Hurts is a top 10 NFL quarterback even without his running ability

If you took away his legs entirely, as far as like being able to run for yards... I actually think that [Hurts] would still be like a top 10 quarterback in the NFL also.

Hurts finished the 2022 season as an MVP finalist and Second-team All-Pro, solidifying his status as a top-tier QB.
Loss
Dec 5, 2022
#8863
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Chargers won't make the playoffs and Brandon Staley will be fired

I'm gonna sprinkle a little little take out there. You ready for this? Chargers don't make the playoffs this year. Brandon Staley gets fired. Sean Peyton coaches the Chargers.

The Chargers DID make the playoffs (but had a historic collapse). Staley was NOT fired that year (he was fired the next year). Sean Payton went to the Broncos, not the Chargers.
Win
Dec 5, 2022
#8864
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Kyle Shanahan system makes the 49ers quarterback successful regardless of who starts

I honestly, I don't really think it matters that much who's playing quarterback for the 49ers. I think, oh, we've seen it... it's kind of like the reverse of the running back situation... it doesn't matter really who the quarterback is. They will be able to scheme a guy who's at least competent into being like a above average game manager.

Brock Purdy, the final pick of the draft, took over and led the team to the NFC Championship game.

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