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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Recapping Every Game And CFB Talk

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NFL Week 14 Recap. Fastest 2 Minutes and recapping every game. ( - ) Steelers @ Bills ( - ) Chiefs @ Dolphins ( - ) Vikings @ Bucs ( - ) Texans @ Bears ( - ) Cowboys @ Bengals (- ) Cardinals @ Giants ( - ) Broncos @ Panthers ( - ) Titans @ Jaguars ( - ) Colts @ Raiders ( - ) Jets @ Seahawks ( - ) Packers @ Lions ( - ) Saints @ Eagles ( - ) Falcons @ Chargers ( - ) WFT @ Niners ( - ) College Football recap. Baby Bron of the week, Football guy of the week, and who's back of the week ( - 1)

NFL Week 14 Recap: Bills Statement Win and the Shoe Game

Week 14 is in the books, and while the regular season is winding down, the chaos is only ramping up. Big Cat and PFT are bracing themselves for the home stretch, reminding everyone to embrace these Monday recaps while we still have them. We’ve hit the point in the year where the contenders are separating themselves from the pretenders, and nowhere was that more evident than on Sunday Night Football.

The AFC Hierarchy

The Buffalo Bills didn't just beat the Pittsburgh Steelers; they exposed them. The guys spent a significant amount of time trying to figure out if Big Ben’s brain is simply processing the game in slow motion or if his arm is officially shot. Big Cat didn't hold back on the 11-2 Steelers, who looked less like a juggernaut and more like a team waiting to be put out of its misery.

Win
Dec 14, 2020
#4199
Big CatBig Cat

The Steelers are a fraudulent 11-2 team

The Pittsburgh Steelers are the worst 11 and 2 team of all time... Frauds was the word I was going to use. That's a team that you do not feel good about when it comes to December football going into January.

The Steelers finished the season 1-4 including this game and lost in the Wild Card round at home to Cleveland.

On the other side of that matchup, the Bills look like they are peaking at the perfect time. Josh Allen is playing with a level of confidence that has PFT thinking Buffalo is the only legitimate threat to the Patrick Mahomes invitational this January.

Loss
Dec 14, 2020
#4201
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Buffalo Bills are the only team that can beat the Chiefs

The Bills, I feel like, are the team that can beat the Chiefs. They're not going to, but I feel like they're the one team. If everything goes right, they're the team that could be the team. They need Josh Allen to play his perfect game. They need their defense to play their perfect game.

The Bills and Chiefs did meet in the AFC Championship game that season, and the Chiefs won 38-24.

Quarterback Transitions and Kicker Woes

In Philadelphia, the Jalen Hurts era began with a massive upset over the Saints. The energy shift was undeniable, and PFT noted that Hurts runs with a level of purpose that Carson Wentz simply hasn't shown in years.

Win
Dec 14, 2020
#24549
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jalen Hurts brings a completely different energy to the Eagles that was missing under Carson Wentz

Jalen Hurts adds an energy to the Eagles team. They played with a totally different energy today. It was very apparent. Jalen Hurts has, like, purpose when he runs. [Carson] Wentz is scared of where he's going. Jalen Hurts has purpose.

The Eagles' performance did improve briefly under Hurts, leading to the permanent benching and eventual trade of Wentz.

While the Eagles found a spark, the Saints are left wondering if they can actually survive a playoff run with Taysom Hill under center if Drew Brees isn't 100 percent. PFT compared the Taysom Hill experience to a buffet: it looks like it has everything, but you usually leave feeling a little unsatisfied.

Win
Dec 14, 2020
#4210
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Taysom Hill is a 'buffet' player but you can't build a Super Bowl team with him

Taysom Hill is like a buffet... but are you really loving a buffet? Don't you just want to go out and get a nice steak... you can't build a house with a Swiss Army knife. Big Cat, Dan, you can't build a house with a Swiss Army knife.

Taysom Hill never became a consistent, high-level starting quarterback and the Saints moved on from him as the primary starter.

Meanwhile, in Tampa, the Vikings' playoff hopes were essentially murdered by their own kicker. Dan Bailey missed four kicks, leading Big Cat to predict an imminent trip to the unemployment line after Mike Zimmer’s post-game comments about "feelings" being over.

Loss
Dec 14, 2020
#4203
Big CatBig Cat

Dan Bailey is likely out of a job after missing four kicks

Dan Bailey, you probably don't have a job... Mike Zimmer's quote was, at this point, we're not really worried about feelings anymore. There you go. So I'd say, Dan Bailey, you probably don't have a job.

Bailey was not fired immediately; he played out the rest of the season for Minnesota.

The NFC Beast and Draft Regrets

The Washington Football Team has taken sole possession of the NFC East, thanks to a defense that is currently dragging their stagnant offense across the finish line. PFT is so worried about the Seahawks matchup next week that he’s actually suggesting a full-scale surrender to preserve the troops for the games that actually matter.

Loss
Dec 14, 2020
#24548
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Washington Football Team should rest their starters against the Seahawks next week

What if the football team rested their starters next week against the Seahawks? Bad things happen when the football team plays against the Seahawks. You should just punt. If you rest your starters, you take the loss. You get healthier... and then you beat the Panthers. Then maybe you beat the Eagles. Then maybe you go on a little run.

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Washington did not rest their starters; they played and lost to the Seahawks 20-15, but still won the division at 7-9.

Big Cat also used the Bears' victory over the Texans to revisit the 2017 NFL Draft. While everyone loves to clown the Mitch Trubisky pick, Big Cat has a new target for the "worst pick of the draft" title.

Void
Dec 14, 2020
#4205
Big CatBig Cat

Leonard Fournette at fourth overall was a worse pick than Mitch Trubisky

I think Leonard Fournette being drafted fourth in 2017 was a worse pick than Mitch Trubisky... taking a running back with the fourth overall pick is crazy... you cut him, and then the guy who comes in, who's like a no-name [James Robinson], does really well.

Subjective draft analysis, though Fournette went on to win a Super Bowl with the Bucs that same year after being cut.

The Shoe Game and CFB Chaos

College football gave us the most "college football" moment of the year with the Florida shoe throw. Florida defender Marco Wilson decided to yeet an LSU player’s cleat twenty yards downfield, resulting in a penalty that essentially ended the Gators' playoff hopes. Big Cat, surprisingly, found himself defending the right to throw a shoe in the heat of battle.

Void
Dec 14, 2020
#4211
Big CatBig Cat

Throwing a shoe should be legal in college football

I actually agree with [Dan Mullen] in a weird way... why can't you throw a shoe? Explain that to me. First of all, it was not a taunting thing. It was excitement... you should be allowed to throw your opponent's shoes. If they're already off, you should be allowed to throw the shoe as far as you want.

Inherently subjective rules take.

Between Dan Mullen’s saltiness and the emergence of Derrick Henry as a legitimate MVP candidate, the guys are ready for a massive Week 15.

We’re officially on 2K watch for Tractor Cito, so get your stiff arms ready.

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More Takes

Win
Dec 14, 2020
#4204
Big CatBig Cat

The Bears can make the playoffs if they win out

The Bears, if they win out, they could actually get back into this thing. It's crazy. It's stupid... If they win out and the Cardinals lose one of their last three, they would be in over the Cardinals.

The Bears did make the playoffs as the 7th seed despite not winning out.
Loss
Dec 14, 2020
#4206
Big CatBig Cat

The Broncos will be my team to make the playoffs next year if they find a quarterback

The Broncos, I'll call it right now, are going to be my team to make the playoffs next year after missing it this year... If they can find a quarterback, I will be in on the Broncos next year big time.

The Broncos went 7-10 in 2021 and missed the playoffs.
Win
Dec 14, 2020
#4207
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Derrick Henry is on pace for 2,000 rushing yards

I'm officially putting a 2K watch on Derrick Henry right now. He's got 1,532 rushing yards. He's got three games left. He plays the Lions. The Packers... then the Texans... three games, he could get it.

Derrick Henry finished the 2020 season with 2,027 rushing yards.
Loss
Dec 14, 2020
#4208
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bill Belichick might lose to the Jets on purpose to block them from Trevor Lawrence

Is there any way that Belichick would lose intentionally to the Jets? [to keep Trevor Lawrence out of the division]... I would absolutely see Belichick doing that to keep Trevor Lawrence out of the division. That would be incredible.

The Patriots won the Week 17 game 28-14, showing Belichick did not lose on purpose.
Win
Dec 14, 2020
#4209
Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Rodgers has a stranglehold on the NFL MVP race

Aaron Rodgers takes a stranglehold on the MVP... I officially want to hop in front of a bus. Rodgers MVP. Fuck.

Aaron Rodgers won the 2020 NFL MVP award.
Void
Dec 14, 2020·Who's Back
#4213
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kyrie Irving is the 'basketball Steve Jobs'

I think I've decided to just become a Kyrie guy... what's the harm in going with everything that Kyrie Irving says and believes? I'd rather believe him and have him be wrong than not believe him and have him be right... He thinks he's the basketball Steve Jobs.

Subjective characterization.
Void
Dec 14, 2020·Who's Back
#24550
Big CatBig Cat

I'm officially starting to like Kyrie Irving because he makes everyone so angry

Kyrie is getting dangerously close to that territory where I'm going to start liking him. Because he makes so many people mad. If he continues to get everyone pissed off, I'm just going to be like, I kind of like a disruptor.

This is a subjective statement about Big Cat's personal fandom development.
Win
Dec 14, 2020·Who's Back
#4215
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

US Soccer is 'back' and will be a threat in Qatar 2022

US soccer's back big time... Gio Reyna scored an amazing goal... him and Pulisic are tearing up European soccer. So I'm confident in the U.S.'s chances in 2022 in Qatar.

The USMNT did reach the Round of 16 in the 2022 World Cup, performing better than they had in years.

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