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NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 Minutes, Recapping Every Game And CFB Talk

Monday, December 14, 202013 takes

NFL Week 14 Recap. Fastest 2 Minutes and recapping every game. ( - ) Steelers @ Bills ( - ) Chiefs @ Dolphins ( - ) Vikings @ Bucs ( - ) Texans @ Bears ( - ) Cowboys @ Bengals (- ) Cardinals @ Giants ( - ) Broncos @ Panthers ( - ) Titans @ Jaguars ( - ) Colts @ Raiders ( - ) Jets @ Seahawks ( - ) Packers @ Lions ( - ) Saints @ Eagles ( - ) Falcons @ Chargers ( - ) WFT @ Niners ( - ) College Football recap. Baby Bron of the week, Football guy of the week, and who's back of the week ( - 1)

Recap

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Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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The Steelers are a fraudulent 11-2 team

The Pittsburgh Steelers are the worst 11 and 2 team of all time... Frauds was the word I was going to use. That's a team that you do not feel good about when it comes to December football going into January.

The Steelers finished the season 1-4 including this game and lost in the Wild Card round at home to Cleveland.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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The Buffalo Bills are the only team that can beat the Chiefs

The Bills, I feel like, are the team that can beat the Chiefs. They're not going to, but I feel like they're the one team... They need Josh Allen to play his perfect game. They need their defense to play their perfect game.

The Bills did reach the AFC Championship but were soundly beaten 38-24 by the Chiefs.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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Dan Bailey is likely out of a job after missing four kicks

Dan Bailey, you probably don't have a job... Mike Zimmer's quote was, at this point, we're not really worried about feelings anymore. There you go. So I'd say, Dan Bailey, you probably don't have a job.

Bailey was not fired immediately; he played out the rest of the season for Minnesota.
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Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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The Bears can make the playoffs if they win out

The Bears, if they win out, they could actually get back into this thing. It's crazy. It's stupid... If they win out and the Cardinals lose one of their last three, they would be in over the Cardinals.

The Bears did make the playoffs as the 7th seed despite not winning out.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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The Broncos will be my team to make the playoffs next year if they find a quarterback

The Broncos, I'll call it right now, are going to be my team to make the playoffs next year after missing it this year... If they can find a quarterback, I will be in on the Broncos next year big time.

The Broncos went 7-10 in 2021 and missed the playoffs.
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Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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Derrick Henry is on pace for 2,000 rushing yards

I'm officially putting a 2K watch on Derrick Henry right now. He's got 1,532 rushing yards. He's got three games left. He plays the Lions. The Packers... then the Texans... three games, he could get it.

Derrick Henry finished the 2020 season with 2,027 rushing yards.
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Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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Leonard Fournette at fourth overall was a worse pick than Mitch Trubisky

I think Leonard Fournette being drafted fourth in 2017 was a worse pick than Mitch Trubisky... taking a running back with the fourth overall pick is crazy... you cut him, and then the guy who comes in, who's like a no-name [James Robinson], does really well.

Subjective draft analysis, though Fournette went on to win a Super Bowl with the Bucs that same year after being cut.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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Bill Belichick might lose to the Jets on purpose to block them from Trevor Lawrence

Is there any way that Belichick would lose intentionally to the Jets? [to keep Trevor Lawrence out of the division]... I would absolutely see Belichick doing that to keep Trevor Lawrence out of the division. That would be incredible.

The Patriots won the Week 17 game 28-14, showing Belichick did not lose on purpose.
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Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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Aaron Rodgers has a stranglehold on the NFL MVP race

Aaron Rodgers takes a stranglehold on the MVP... I officially want to hop in front of a bus. Rodgers MVP. Fuck.

Aaron Rodgers won the 2020 NFL MVP award.
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Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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Taysom Hill is a 'buffet' player but you can't build a Super Bowl team with him

Taysom Hill is like a buffet... but are you really loving a buffet? Don't you just want to go out and get a nice steak... you can't build a house with a Swiss Army knife. Big Cat, Dan, you can't build a house with a Swiss Army knife.

Taysom Hill never became a consistent, high-level starting quarterback and the Saints moved on from him as the primary starter.
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Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020
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Throwing a shoe should be legal in college football

I actually agree with [Dan Mullen] in a weird way... why can't you throw a shoe? Explain that to me. First of all, it was not a taunting thing. It was excitement... you should be allowed to throw your opponent's shoes. If they're already off, you should be allowed to throw the shoe as far as you want.

Inherently subjective rules take.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020·Who's Back
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Kyrie Irving is the 'basketball Steve Jobs'

I think I've decided to just become a Kyrie guy... what's the harm in going with everything that Kyrie Irving says and believes? I'd rather believe him and have him be wrong than not believe him and have him be right... He thinks he's the basketball Steve Jobs.

Subjective characterization.
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Take Slip·Dec 14, 2020·Who's Back
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US Soccer is 'back' and will be a threat in Qatar 2022

US soccer's back big time... Gio Reyna scored an amazing goal... him and Pulisic are tearing up European soccer. So I'm confident in the U.S.'s chances in 2022 in Qatar.

The USMNT did reach the Round of 16 in the 2022 World Cup, performing better than they had in years.