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NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Jets Finally Win, Broncos And Colts Dominate, Packers Are A Problem, Brian Kelly Fired And Who's Back Of The Week

Monday, October 27, 202512 takes

FL Week 8 and we start with the fastest 2 minutes (-). We then recap every game from Sunday Jets 39, Bengals 38 and we remember our friend Nick Mangold (-) Ravens 30, Bears 16 (-) Eagles 38, Giants 20 (-) Texans 26, 49ers 15 (-) Patriots 32, Browns 13 (-) Dolphins 34, Falcons 10 (-) Bills 40, Panthers 9 (-) Bucs 23, Saints 3 (-) Broncos 44, Cowboys 24 (-) Colts 38, Titans 14 (-) Packers 35, Steelers 25 (-) We finish with some World Series talk, who's back of the week and Brian Kelly fired at LSU (-)

Recap

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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025
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Aaron Glenn is an analytically sound 'math guy' head coach

Aaron Glenn first win as an NFL head coach also Math guy... he showed a couple games that he's a math guy. Yeah. The Bucks game. He went for two... He's an analytically sound, but it worked. He was down 14, late in the game in the fourth quarter. Scored a touchdown, went for two, then scored again. Won the game in regulation with an extra point certified math guy.

The math behind going for two when down 14 is a standard modern analytical play, which Aaron Glenn correctly executed to win.
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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025
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MemesMemes

The Jets will not lose another game for the rest of the season

Honestly. Yeah. I don't think they should lose another game for the rest of the [season].

The Jets were 1-7 at this point; running the table is statistically nearly impossible for a struggling team.
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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Caleb Williams lacks the necessary 'feel' for the game and panics under pressure

My biggest thing with [Caleb Williams] right now is that the feel for the game feels to be lacking. And it feels like there's a panic that's like, he doesn't see or feel the game. And it comes out when you see there was two really bad, intentional grounding penalties... the command of a game, the great quarterbacks, you see it, it's almost like a intuition where they're in control at all times. He just hasn't gotten that command down.

Williams' rookie processing speed and internal clock are subjective but supported by the statistical groundings in the game mentioned.
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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025
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I am officially demanding a trade on behalf of AJ Brown

I side with AJ Brown. Yeah, I do. I do. It sounds like AJ his only crime. He's just too nice of a guy and he won't, he won't demand a trade. So I'll demand it for him. I'm demanding a trade on behalf of AJ Brown. Aj I will speak for you.

This is a comedic performance/demand that does not reflect actual league movement or player intent.
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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025
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MaxMax

AJ Brown will remain an Eagle for the entire season despite being unhappy

Yes. He'll be an eagle for this entire, he won't be happy about it, but he will be an eagle... Howie's not going to just eat the, eat the cap because he's upset. He's not going to make this team worse. Just to make AJ Brown's feelings not hurt.

The trade deadline passes in early November; staying for the full season is the most likely outcome given his contract.
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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

I am done taking the Falcons seriously as a team

I'm done with the Falcons hashtag done. I can't take them as serious team after this game. I'm sorry. I wanted to believe in them this year... you can't lose by 34 10 to the Miami Dolphins who are reeling... and then they come into your house and just bully you.

The Falcons were 4-4 at the time; their 'seriousness' as a contender is subjective based on their final record and playoff performance.
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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025
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The Colts are currently the best team in the NFL

The Colts are just the best team in the NFL. I don't really know what else to say. They are the best team in the NFL... it finally was like, you know what, this is not, this is not just a hot start. They're just really fucking good.

Power rankings are subjective, but claiming the Colts are better than established contenders is a bold stance.
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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025
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Jonathan Taylor should be in the NFL MVP discussion

Jonathan Taylor... should be the MVP... in the discussion at least. He's got 14 touchdowns through eight games. That's, that was the LT 2006 season when it was just every single Sunday.

14 touchdowns in 8 games is a historic pace that objectively puts a player in the MVP conversation.
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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Tucker Kraft is the best tight end in the NFL

Tucker Kraft best tight end in the NFL. I would say let's just, let's just get fucking reckless. That was yeah. Was the last thing we watched and yeah. Did he have 143 yards and two touchdowns and looked absolutely explosive and unguardable? Why not just fucking say it and then next week Sam LaPorta has a great game? No.

Kraft is a rising star, but ranking him over Travis Kelce or George Kittle is objectively a 'hot take' overreaction to one game.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025·Who's Back
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I would be fine with Brian Kelly coaching the Wisconsin Badgers

Have, have you thought about a world where Brian Kelly is the coach of the Wisconsin Badgers? I'd be fine with it. He'd, he'd make us better than what we are right now. He, he gets good results... I am so sick of watching my team suck every Saturday that I will, I will have the guy that I probably hate most of any coach, coach my alma mater.

This is a statement of personal preference regarding hypothetical coaching hires.
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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025·Who's Back
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Lincoln Riley might be fired or leave USC soon

USC... I think Lincoln Riley might be out. I think there's guys that might leave the places they want to be, even though they're not doing bad. I think it's gonna be basically full on musical chairs.

Lincoln Riley's future at USC is a major storyline in college football; his departure would be a significant shakeup.
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Take Slip·Oct 27, 2025·Who's Back
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MaxMax

V.J. Edgecombe's NBA debut was the best since Wilt Chamberlain

VJ Edgecombe. Absolute beast. That's how, that's how you rebuild right there... Best NBA debut since Wilt Chamberlain. Wow. It's crazy. It's a crazy stat. Most points in his NBA debut since Wilt Chamberlain... 34 [points] in a win over the Celtics.

The stat provided (34 points being the most since Wilt) is a verifiable fact claim within the context of the fictional/future game being discussed.