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Rex Ryan, MNF, College Football Round Up & Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, September 29, 202124 takes

Monday Night Football recap and the Cowboys could be good? ( - ) Tying up loose ends from Sunday and we talk College Football in preparation for a huge Saturday ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Joe West retirement and new Larry shirts ( - ). Rex Ryan joins the show to talk football, his coaching days, what makes a defense great, and his love for his wife’s feet ( - ). We finish the show with guys on chicks

Rex Ryan on Foot Fetishes, Defensive Greatness, and the Jets

The Dallas Cowboys might actually be good, and it’s making everyone a little uncomfortable. Big Cat and PFT break down the absolute demolition of the Eagles on Monday Night Football, where Dak Prescott looked in total control and the Eagles looked like they were trying to play football in a blender. While Jalen Hurts showed some flashes, the conversation quickly turned to his long-term ceiling in the league.

Loss
Sep 29, 2021
#8761
Big CatBig Cat

Jalen Hurts might be the best backup in the NFL for the next decade

I think [Jalen Hurts] might be, here's something nice about Jalen Hurts. I think he might be the best backup in the NFL for the next decade.

Jalen Hurts became an MVP runner-up and led his team to a Super Bowl the following year, proving he is a top-tier starter.
Loss
Sep 29, 2021
#27115
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jalen Hurts might be the best backup quarterback in the history of football

I think Jalen Hurts might be the best backup quarterback in the history of football... great teammate, great teammate. So yeah, keep him around.

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Hurts proved to be one of the best starters in the league, rendering the 'best backup' label incorrect.

Nick Sirianni is also feeling the heat after wearing a "Beat Dallas" shirt all week only to get embarrassed. Between the highlighter in the visor and the lack of a run game, the honeymoon phase in Philly is officially over.

Void
Sep 29, 2021
#8762
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Nick Sirianni's highlighter thing looks stupid

I think Nick Sirianni was like, I need a thing as a coach to be identified as... I'm going to be the highlighter guy and you have to win. It looks stupid.

Subjective opinion on a coach's style choice.

College Football Chaos and Fraud Alerts

Turning to the college ranks, Big Cat is ready to shovel dirt on the Clemson dynasty. After another shaky performance, it feels like the Tigers have lost their aura of invincibility. It’s not just that they aren't the best team in the country; they might not even be the best team in their own neighborhood anymore.

Win
Sep 29, 2021
#8766
Big CatBig Cat

Clemson will not make the College Football Playoff

Clemson is, Dabo [Swinney] going to be able to stomach a truly down year for Clemson? Because they're out, they're officially out. They're not going to make the college football playoffs.

Clemson finished 10-3 and did not make the CFP in 2021.
Loss
Sep 29, 2021
#8768
Big CatBig Cat

Clemson will lose two or more additional games this season

I think they're going to lose in a bowl game... they're going to lose two or two more games.

Clemson only lost one more game (to Pittsburgh) and won their bowl game against Iowa State, finishing 10-3.

Meanwhile, the guys are looking at Oklahoma with a side-eye. Despite being ranked near the top, the Sooners haven't passed the eye test, leading PFT to issue a formal warning to the folks in Norman.

Win
Sep 29, 2021
#8771
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Oklahoma is a fraud this year

Oklahoma stinks. I think they say, I think I'm putting the fraud label on Oklahoma this year.

Oklahoma finished 11-2 and missed the Big 12 title game and the CFP.

Rex Ryan Joins the Show

Rex Ryan stopped by for an all-timer of an interview that covered everything from defensive schemes to his well-documented personal preferences. Rex didn't hold back on the current state of the league, specifically calling out the disappointing unit in the nation's capital.

Win
Sep 29, 2021
#8780
Rex RyanRex Ryan

Washington's defense is the biggest disappointment of the 2021 season

I'm surprised how bad Washington's defense is playing. They're 31st in the league... they're the biggest disappointment to me.

The Washington defense, which was top 5 in 2020, finished 2021 in the bottom third of the league in points and yards.

As a man who coached both the 2000 Ravens and grew up around the 1985 Bears, Rex provided the definitive answer on which legendary defense stands alone at the top of the mountain.

Void
Sep 29, 2021
#8782
Rex RyanRex Ryan

The 1985 Bears were a better defense than the 2000 Ravens

I'll say it's the 85 Bears. And the only reason I say that is they beat you before the game was ever played. People were scared, scared to death over that team.

Subjective historical debate.

He also offered some sage advice for teams struggling with rookie quarterbacks. According to Rex, the blueprint isn't complicated; it just requires a lot of handoffs and a lot of toughness. He pointed to his own success with Mark Sanchez as the ultimate proof that you can win early if you protect the kid.

Win
Sep 29, 2021
#8784
Rex RyanRex Ryan

You can win in the NFL with a rookie QB if you run the ball 600 times

How come it's so hard to win with these rookie quarterbacks? ... you can [win], if you can run the darn football and play defense... We ran the ball 607 times that rookie year of Mark Sanchez.

Rex's 2009 Jets did exactly this and made the AFC Championship.

Of course, the guys had to ask about the feet. Rex owned it with the confidence of a man who has won multiple playoff games on the road, explaining that he loves everything about his wife and isn't apologizing for it. He even threw a price tag on a potential return to the sidelines for his former team.

Open
Sep 29, 2021
#8787
Rex RyanRex Ryan

I would return to coach the Jets for $5 million a year

He goes, you got to go back and coach [the Jets]. I said, fine. Give me 5 million a year I'll go back. I told him I used to.

Rex never returned to coach the Jets.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

The Manningcast is on the Hot Seat, not because it’s bad, but because it’s taking a hiatus until Week 7. Big Cat pointed out how much the sports media world relies on the Manning brothers for content, while PFT is busy starting a one-sided rivalry with Peyton.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

Half of sports media doesn't watch games; they just tweet about the Manningcast

I also don't know what the sports media is going to tweet about now that the Manningcast is not [on]... Half of sports media doesn't even watch the game. They just tweet about the Manningcast.

This is a subjective observation about media behavior.

Steve Cohen and the Mets also landed on the Hot Seat for their bizarre plan to pivot toward "live comedy" at the ballpark. It turns out that when your team is struggling on the field, fans don't really want to hear a tight five from a local stand-up between innings.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

The Mets' plan to focus on 'live comedy' is a hilarious failure of priorities

They [the Mets] have a new owner, Steve Cohen... they're focusing now on live comedy, new design and special events... All they gotta do is play good baseball. Especially you also have to have just like a tiny bit of self-awareness.

This is a subjective critique of ownership strategy.

The show wraps up with a legendary edition of Guys on Chicks involving some questionable hygiene habits and a woman who might be the most dedicated partner in the history of the segment.

If you see a man chugging a gallon of milk in a Dave & Buster's parking lot this weekend, just know that Billy Football inspired a generation.

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More Takes

Win
Sep 29, 2021
#27114
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Cowboys are the best team in the NFC East right now

The Cowboys are the best team in that division [NFC East] right now, for sure.

The Cowboys won the NFC East with a 12-5 record.
Win
Sep 29, 2021
#8759
Big CatBig Cat

The Cowboys are a good team

I think we can say though, without any, I'm not going to do any qualifiers. The Cowboys are good. They're a good team.

The 2021 Cowboys finished 12-5 and won the NFC East.
Win
Sep 29, 2021
#8765
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Trevon Diggs is one of the best cover guys in the league

Trevon Diggs is one of the best cover guys in the league.

Diggs led the NFL with 11 interceptions in 2021 and was named First-team All-Pro.
Win
Sep 29, 2021
#27116
Big CatBig Cat

Arkansas is a legitimately good football team this year

Arkansas broke their nine-game losing streak to Texas A&M... They are legit. They'll probably will get absolutely pounded by Georgia this weekend, but that doesn't take away from [them being] legit.

Arkansas finished 9-4 and ranked #21 in the final AP Poll, their best season in a decade.
Loss
Sep 29, 2021
#8773
Big CatBig Cat

Spencer Rattler will be a top five NFL draft pick regardless of his performance

Spencer Rattler, don't worry, dude. Even if you suck all year, you can just do the combine and do a pro day and somehow some way you'll be a top five pick.

Spencer Rattler fell in the draft significantly, eventually being selected in the 5th round of the 2024 NFL Draft.
Win
Sep 29, 2021
#8775
Big CatBig Cat

Bryce Young cannot win a national title with a TikTok name

I'm gonna say it, I'll bet Bryce Young not gonna win the title this year. Bryce Young is a TikTok name.

Alabama lost the National Championship to Georgia that season.
Loss
Sep 29, 2021
#27117
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Alabama will win the national championship by 70 points

Alabama's going to win in the national championship game by 70 points.

Alabama lost the national championship to Georgia 33-18.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bally Sports has the worst on-screen presentation

The only thing I can say is fuck Bally Sports. They have the worst by far [on-screen presentation].

Widely held opinion in sports media circles.
Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Joe West is a baseball great and deserves appreciation

Joe West is what we need. He's an all-time great. Joe West is baseball. And if you don't like Joe West, you got a dump in your pants.

Subjective opinion on a controversial figure.
Void
Sep 29, 2021
#27119
Rex RyanRex Ryan

Any coach can win in the NFL if they have a Hall of Fame quarterback

If you have a Hall of Fame quarterback, I don't care, you could be Melba toast and you can still win. This game is such a quarterback-driven league that if you have that guy, you're going to win.

This is a subjective philosophy on team building and value attribution.
Void
Sep 29, 2021
#27120
Rex RyanRex Ryan

Bill Belichick's biggest edge is his preparation and game management

I think his [Belichick's] biggest edge comes from like his preparation. Second to none. You know, like his game management. I think his skills and game management are better than anybody that I would ever go against.

This is a subjective assessment of a coach's strengths.
Push
Sep 29, 2021
#8786
Rex RyanRex Ryan

Tom Brady and the Bucs will win big against the Patriots

I think [the Bucks] are gonna win. Tom Brady is ridiculous. ... Damn right [they win big].

The Bucs won, but it was a close 19-17 game, not a 'win big' scenario.

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