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Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders In The Playoffs, Joe Burrow MVP? Plus Playoff Seedings

Monday, December 30, 202418 takes

Week 17 and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes. (-) We then Recap Every Game From Saturday/Sunday Chargers/Patriots (-) Bengals/Broncos (-) Rams/Cardinals (-) Eagles/Cowboys (-) Giants/Colts (-) Bucs/Panthers (-) Commanders/Falcons (-) Bills/Jets (-) Raiders/Saints (-) Jaguars/Titans (-) Dolphins/Browns (-) Vikings/Packers (-) We then do who’s back of the week and talk some college football bowl games (-)

Week 17 Recap: Commanders Clinch, Joe Burrow's MVP Case, and Playoff Seedings

Week 17 is officially in the books, and the playoff picture is finally coming into focus. PFT is on cloud nine as the Washington Commanders are officially back in the dance after a gut-check win over the Falcons. Jaden Daniels did Jaden Daniels things, overcoming a shaky interception to lead a massive drive in overtime. While PFT is busy planning his Super Bowl parade, Big Cat is already looking ahead to potential matchups and the absolute chaos that is the NFC seeding.

The Joe Burrow MVP Movement

Cincinnati stayed alive in a game that was essentially a microcosm of their entire season. Joe Burrow dragged a struggling defense and questionable coaching through the mud to beat the Broncos in an overtime thriller. Big Cat and PFT are both officially on the Burrow for MVP bandwagon, arguing that team records shouldn't overshadow the most incredible statistical season we’ve seen in years.

Loss
Dec 30, 2024
#7545
Big CatBig Cat

Joe Burrow should win NFL MVP if he throws three more touchdowns in Week 18

If he throws three touchdown passes in week 18, it's gonna be unprecedented that a quarterback had the season he had and didn't end up winning the MVP...

Lamar Jackson won the NFL MVP. Joe Burrow only threw one touchdown in Week 18 and the Bengals missed the playoffs.

Joe Burrow has now put up Tom Brady and Peyton Manning-level numbers, and PFT isn't letting the Bengals' potential absence from the postseason cloud his judgment on who the best player in football is right now.

Loss
Dec 30, 2024
#7546
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Joe Burrow is the NFL MVP regardless of whether the Bengals make the playoffs

I'm just gonna say it. Joe Burrow should be the MVP. I think regardless of if they make the Playoffs or not, Joe Burrow should be the MVP. He's been the best player. And that's, I know that's not what the, the award has become, but it should be... the award is what it says that it is originally, which is the best player, the most valuable player in the NFL.

Lamar Jackson won the NFL MVP for the 2024 season.

Speaking of the Bengals, they are the team nobody wants to see in January. Big Cat thinks even the heavy hitters in the AFC are looking over their shoulders, despite what the regular-season standings might suggest.

Void
Dec 30, 2024
#7548
Big CatBig Cat

The Chiefs would much rather play the Bengals than the Bills in the playoffs

If you asked the Chiefs, who would you rather play the bills or the Bengals? It's definitely the Bengals. Their defense has been so bad all year. The Bills beat the Chiefs. Like I know that this like Burrowhead thing... if you're a Chiefs fan, I think most Chiefs fans probably think this: go ahead, let the Bengals in. 'Cause if they somehow upset the bills, that's an easier path.

Subjective strategy analysis; cannot be definitively proven but reflects the defensive rankings of both teams.

Disaster in the Meadowlands and Indy

The Giants managed to pull off what Big Cat called the "worst win of all time" by beating the Colts. By winning, they successfully vaulted the Patriots into the number one pick and moved themselves further away from a franchise quarterback. Meanwhile, in Indianapolis, the seat under Chris Ballard has never been hotter. Big Cat didn't mince words about the state of the Colts' front office after they let a 14-point-per-game Giants offense hang 45 on them.

Win
Dec 30, 2024
#7554
Big CatBig Cat

Chris Ballard should be fired by the Colts

Chris Ballard. ... Since 2017 there have been seven winners of the AFC South. ... The Indianapolis Colts have won it zero times. It is the most combustible division that you can win year to year. And Chris Ballard's teams have not won it a single time. ... His teams just fall apart.

The Colts fired Chris Ballard following the 2024 season.
Void
Dec 30, 2024
#7556
Big CatBig Cat

If Chris Ballard is not fired, the Colts will miss the playoffs next season

If Chris Ballard sticks around, if they don't change anything for the Colts, I'd like to make a prediction that the Colts will finish 8-9 or 9-8 and miss the playoffs.

Ballard was fired, so the 'if' condition was not met.

Fraud Watch and NFC Contenders

The Vikings continue to prove everyone wrong, and Sam Darnold has officially shed the "ghosts" of his past. With 14 wins under his belt, the conversation in Minnesota has shifted from "who is the bridge guy?" to "how much do we pay Sam?"

Loss
Dec 30, 2024
#23664
Big CatBig Cat

The Vikings must keep Sam Darnold after this season, potentially by using the franchise tag

Sam Darnold's. I I saw there was a report that there, I mean there're basically they have to keep him at this point. Yeah. Maybe franchise tag him. He's been awesome.

Big Cat predicted the Vikings must keep Sam Darnold, potentially by franchise tagging him. The Vikings declined to use the franchise tag on Darnold and let him walk in free agency. Darnold signed a 3-year, $110.5M deal with the Seattle Seahawks.

While the Vikings are soaring, Big Cat is officially out on the Packers as a legitimate Super Bowl threat. Despite Jordan Love's flashes, the inability to beat the elite teams in the NFC has the Bears' superfan feeling unusually confident about the playoff field.

Win
Dec 30, 2024
#7552
Big CatBig Cat

I am not worried about the Packers at all

I'm not worried about the Packers at all. ... They're a good team. I think though they're not an elite team. They are 0 and 5 against the best teams in the NFC. That's the Vikings, the Eagles and the Lions. ... It just doesn't look as smooth as you would like it to look going into the playoffs.

The Packers lost to the Eagles 22-10 in the Wild Card round. Big Cat was correct not to be worried about the Packers — they were indeed not an elite team and couldn't beat the top NFC teams.

He’s also extending that lack of fear to the West Coast. Despite his pinky being on the line for a Rams playoff run, the lack of first-quarter scoring and a sputtering offense has Big Cat feeling safe.

Win
Dec 30, 2024
#7550
Big CatBig Cat

I am not scared of the Rams in the playoffs

I'm not scared of the Rams, even though I have my pinky on the line. I think their offense is like broken... they are now 11 straight games without scoring in the first quarter. ... I just don't think they're a complete team that can win the Super Bowl.

The Rams lost to the Eagles 22-28 in the Divisional Round. Big Cat was right not to be scared of the Rams — they were competitive but couldn't win the Super Bowl.

Fastest 2 Minutes and The Duck of Destiny

The guys broke down the rest of the slate with the usual Fastest 2 Minutes energy. The Buccaneers' blowout of the Panthers featured a literal duck on the field that seemingly sparked a blocked punt. Big Cat is convinced this waterfowl is the key to a deep playoff run in Tampa.

Loss
Dec 30, 2024
#23662
Big CatBig Cat

The duck that appeared on the field during the Buccaneers game is a good luck charm that could lead them to a Super Bowl win

Get that duck. If you wanna win a Super Bowl, don't eat the duck. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, get the duck. Put it in a, put it in a mascot, you know, bin. I don't even know. Cage. Have it on the sideline. That duck is vibes that could win you a Super Bowl.

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The Buccaneers did not win the Super Bowl in 2025.

In the AFC East, the Jets continue to be a disaster. Memes is officially done with the Ayahuasca era and is ready for a veteran coach who knows how to handle a locker room, even if it means bringing in a familiar face from Green Bay.

Void
Dec 30, 2024
#7560
MemesMemes

I would take Mike McCarthy as the Jets' next head coach in a second

I'd take Mike McCarthy in a second. I mean, he went 12 and 5 up until this year for the past four seasons. ... He's gotta get in line. No more Ayahuasca.

This is a subjective preference for coaching hire.

Bowl Season and Looking Ahead

To wrap up the show, the guys hit on Who's Back, featuring Alex Ovechkin's pursuit of Gretzky and a legendary club hockey upset. They also touched on the controversy surrounding Cam Ward sitting out the second half of the Pop-Tarts Bowl, with Big Cat offering a staunch defense of the Miami quarterback.

Void
Dec 30, 2024·Who's Back
#7564
Big CatBig Cat

Everyone complaining about Cam Ward sitting out the second half of the Pop-Tarts Bowl is a loser

Anyone who was upset about Cam Ward is a loser and they're just basically looking for something to be angry about. ... He's also got millions of dollars on the line if he gets hurt. I don't understand it. ... Bowl games don't really mean anything and it's entertainment and it's kind of stupid but it's also fun.

Subjective opinion on fan behavior and player safety.

As we head into the New Year, the focus shifts to the Rose Bowl and the quarterfinals. Big Cat is siding with the Buckeyes, mostly because he can't get behind the Ducks' fashion choices on the big stage.

Win
Dec 30, 2024
#7566
Big CatBig Cat

Ohio State will beat Oregon in the Rose Bowl

The Rose Bowl's gonna be awesome. I think I'm gonna take Ohio State in that game. And it's mostly based on the uniforms that Oregon picked. I didn't really like 'em, I thought they should have done more classic.

Ohio State defeated Oregon 24-21 in the Rose Bowl (CFP Quarterfinal) on January 1, 2025.

Max might be having a mental breakdown over the Eagles potentially playing the Packers, but at least PFT has 11 wins to keep him warm at night.

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More Takes

Win
Dec 30, 2024
#7544
Big CatBig Cat

Jerod Mayo should be fired for how poorly the Patriots look

I feel like Jerod Mayo, like he's gotta be fired, right? They were... you're gonna make the same mistake the Bears just made where it's like keeping a bad head coach around for a young quarterback is not a good thing.

The Patriots fired Jerod Mayo after his first season as head coach following a poor 2024 performance.
Loss
Dec 30, 2024
#23660
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Carson Wentz will do something in Week 18 that pisses everyone off regarding the playoff race

Carson Wentz. All I know for a fact is that he will do something that will piss everybody off with the way it impacts the playoff race. Probably gonna be a tie if you put Carson, if he starts that game, plays the whole game, it'll probably be a tie. Everyone's gonna get confused and then something's gonna happen where you're gonna be like, goddammit, that sucks that Carson Wentz started that game.

Wentz did not start or significantly impact the playoff race in Week 18 as the Chiefs relied on other rotations.
Void
Dec 30, 2024
#23661
Big CatBig Cat

Eric Dickerson is being a 'salty bitch' about Saquon Barkley potentially breaking his single-season rushing record

Eric Dickerson's been kind of a salty bitch about [Saquon Barkley potentially breaking his record]. So like he, I kind of want him [Saquon] to play for that reason too. ... I kind of want him to play for that reason too.

This is a subjective opinion about Dickerson's attitude toward Saquon Barkley.
Loss
Dec 30, 2024
#7558
Big CatBig Cat

The Cleveland Browns will get the number one overall pick in the 2025 NFL Draft

I think the Cleveland Browns are gonna get the number one pick. I think the Browns, if they start DTR, I do not think you can win a football game with [him].

The Jacksonville Jaguars secured the #1 overall pick in the 2025 NFL Draft. The Browns finished with the #2 pick.
Void
Dec 30, 2024
#23663
Big CatBig Cat

If the Browns keep starting Dorian Thompson-Robinson, you should keep betting against them because he is not an NFL quarterback

If they keep making DTR play NFL games, just keep betting against him. I don't know. It's, it's just, it's just an ATM. He's not an NFL quarterback.

Subjective assessment of a player's talent, though the betting advice was generally profitable during DTR's starts.
Loss
Dec 30, 2024
#7562
Big CatBig Cat

Kevin O'Connell should be the NFL Coach of the Year

The Vikings are really, really good and I'm excited to watch them play The Lions Week 18 for the one seed. ... Kevin O'Connell should be Coach of the Year.

Dan Campbell won the 2024 NFL Coach of the Year award.

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